Timbits -- help me think of something hilarious to say about Timbits.

[Denninmi]

There just has to be a good, tasteless joke in there somewhere. Maybe even a tasteful one, but I doubt it.

"And there were Timbits ALL OVER the road" might be a good punchline, except it might be too tasteless, since that is pretty much what happened to the real Tim Horton.

I need a good joke using Timbits. I need humor. It's Friday.

[applegrove]

1. For those who don't live in Canada Timbits are the donut hole that you buy at Tim Horton's.

[Denninmi]

2. Ah, Tim is on my list anyway these days.

I have a grudge against Tim Horton's now anyway. Not only are their baked goods overall pretty bad, IMHO, the built a new location on my route to work in a lot far too small for the traffic volume -- it is a major menace, tying up traffic for a quarter mile most mornings. I guess its really more the city's fault for allowing it, but its a royal PITA.

This is in Michigan, by the way, Tim Horton's, which is owned/somehow affiliated with Wendy's, has a lot of outlets here, been here for about 15 years.

[applegrove]

3. Oh. Heard they had tried to go to the USA but didn't know they had success there.

Yes you do have to be careful when driving near Timmy's (or any fast food outlet) for those cars that make a split second decision to turn in and partake.

[kentauros]

4. If you're going to use that punchline,

you must end it with "in Mystic, Connecticut." :P