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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 07:54 AM Original message |
Post your favorite British insult, you hobnocker! |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
1. tosser! |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 09:12 AM Response to Reply #1 |
27. hey, that was gonna be mine!! |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
2. I FAAHT in your general dirrrection. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 12:02 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Okay, technically, those are French insults. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 01:20 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Yes, but they WERE in Britain. "That's a-none of your a-buisiness." |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
3. wanker |
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PuffedMica (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
4. Nut doesn't fall far from the tree |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
5. I always go to the best source in existence for British insults: |
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david13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 07:28 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. Ah, love that Shakespeare. Yes he did go whole hog when he did |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 12:12 AM Response to Reply #11 |
19. No, this one is not from any of the Falstaff plays. It's from 'King Lear'. |
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david13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 06:49 PM Response to Reply #19 |
37. I know. I saw that in your original post. It reminds me of John Falstaff. |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 09:17 AM Response to Reply #5 |
28. cannot stop laughing!!!! |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 11:22 AM Response to Reply #5 |
33. Thou smellest of mountain goat. |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 02:43 AM Response to Reply #5 |
45. You are an eater of broken meats = you eat the leftovers of others. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. You, sir, are a useless git |
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david13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 07:32 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. I use 'git' a lot, but I say it to the cat. It means, in american, "go away, cat." |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 02:52 AM Response to Reply #13 |
46. That's what it gits. |
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femmocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
9. "Bugger off!" n/t |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 06:57 PM Response to Original message |
10. Fuckwit. |
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david13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
12. Or do you mean insult to an Englishman? I think the greatest is to |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
14. sod off, wanker. |
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solara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
15. What a reeky fen-sucked hedge-pig |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 08:48 PM Response to Original message |
16. "A noisome little tick" |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
17. Others I have found in my copious reading of British mysteries: |
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Tikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-29-11 08:54 PM Response to Original message |
18. Blighter...... |
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7wo7rees (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
20. Uncouth guttersnipe |
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Angleae (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
21. Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 03:00 AM Response to Reply #21 |
47. "Why don't you come sober, Prime Minister?" |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
22. Feck off ye. |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 11:32 AM Response to Reply #22 |
53. You owe me a keyboard for that one |
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Tabasco_Dave (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 03:13 AM Response to Original message |
23. David Niven, at the Academy Awards. |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 04:24 AM Response to Original message |
24. If you want to hear a veritable catalogue of British insults |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 09:10 AM Response to Original message |
25. To a man: "You aging, brilliantined stick insect." |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 09:11 AM Response to Original message |
26. I'm rather fond of "jammy goit". |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
29. "Hobknocker", says the screaming queen like a la-di-da poofter. |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 10:12 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Some gems from Benny Hill |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 12:04 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. From here . . . . |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
31. Feckin Eejit! |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 11:16 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Ha Ha -- love the Commitments!! n/t |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
35. Stewpid git |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
36. Attercop! Tomnoddy! |
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Cannikin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
38. Slag. |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
39. oh cheeky cheeky.. |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
40. Shut your festering gob! |
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brettdale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 08:27 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. only fools and horses |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
42. Who wants a banger in the mouth? |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-30-11 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
43. Piss off, useless trollop! |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 02:16 AM Response to Original message |
44. Plonker |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 06:57 AM Response to Original message |
48. pillock |
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LeftishBrit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
49. Piss off, you wanker! Bloody stupid git! |
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Throd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-31-11 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
50. You're a fucking idiot! |
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Demonaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
51. you're a right pratt |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
52. Snivelling little rat-faced git |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
54. "I take the utmost exception to you farting before the Queen!" "Didn't know it was her turn!" |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
55. You great, soft, cissy, girly, nancy, french bender Man United supporting puff! |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
56. What a fookin bell |
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Gold Metal Flake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
57. What is a "berk"? Or is it "burk"? |
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AllenVanAllen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-01-11 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
58. "You fucking muppet!" |
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