Post a humorous song title you made up

[bif]

Mine:
"I Remember What's His Name". Based on the jazz classic "I Remember Clifford".

[HopeHoops]

1. "Baby I Want Your Arugula!"

I'm not sure that's funny, but it is at least weird.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. "Two Crickets For Tara's Mice"

See, I had this ex-girlfriend named Tara, and she had a pet rat, and Eddie Money had that song "Two Tickets To Paradise," and...oh hell. You had to be there, I guess.

:eyes:

[trof]

3. Sal's got a meat skin laid away for to grease her wooden leg on a rainy day.

OK, I didn't make it up.
Heard it somewhere.

[MilesColtrane]

4. "Let's Get a Towel"

Based on Janet jackson's 1987 hit, "Let's Wait Awhile".