Noisy Sex Triggers Brawl Between Brothers Who Still Live With Their Mom

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Noisy Sex Triggers Brawl Between Brothers Who Still Live With Their Mom

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-abuse/noisy-sex-triggers-brawl-between-brothers-who-still-live-their-mom



Shane, 33, and Christian, 31, live together at their 63-year-old mother’s residence in Bradenton, Florida. The Crawford household, it seems, is a tense one.

Witness the events of last night, when Shane was in his room having sex with his girlfriend. This encounter, according to a sheriff’s report, resulted in an argument between the Crawfords because Christian believed his older brother and the woman were “making an excessive amount of noise.”

The pair’s verbal disagreement quickly turned physical, with Christian “forcefully” throwing an ashtray at his brother’s head. The on-target toss caused a one-inch laceration on Shane’s right cheek. Shane allegedly retaliated by punching his brother five times in the head.

The Crawfords were each arrested for domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County jail. The siblings (Shane is on the left) are pictured in the above mug shots.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. Na Ja

I just scratched my own eyes out. Thanks!

[NoPasaran]

2. Ah, Florida

The gift that keeps giving.

[Bake]

3. Wow. Shane found somebody willing to do him?

That's pretty amazing.

:rofl:

Bake

[Bucky]

4. Oh my God, it's Moe and Larry!

Actually the one guy look a Moe Howard-Tom Cruise hybrid. Stop cloning NOW!

[trof]

5. Nice lookin' boys.

Bet their momma's proud.
:eyes:

[guitar man]

6. I wonder what their FR usernames are?

Wait, one has a girlfriend....I wonder what the other one's FR username is?

:spray: :rofl:

[Moondog]

7. Ah, lovely Bradenton, largest burg in Manatee County,

the Jewel in the Crown that is the Florida Gulf Coast.

This is a very good example of why it is that, while I live on the Florida Gulf Coast, I stay far, far away from Manatee County.

[Kaleva]

8. Mom must be proud of her boys!

[alphafemale]

9. Was anyone else reminfed of these two?

[nolabear]

10. Daniel? Stephen? Is that you?

Don't make me call Alec on yo' asses.