Darwin Award Nominee: Man and woman back together after genitals set on fire

[JCMach1]

A week ago, a man was in tremendous pain when his girlfriend allegedly set his genitals on fire after pouring gasoline on him.

Days after what seemed like a terrible ordeal, the 42-year-old man has been released from the hospital after undergoing surgery and says the episode was all a misunderstanding.

"It was an accident," Andrew Williams said in a telephone interview with the Ocala Star-Banner on Saturday afternoon. He added that his girlfriend "didn't know it was going to happen."... Colding said her son and Bynes do not have any children and that Bynes has treated her "good" during Bynes' relationship with Williams. She said she was at home when Bynes came there and asked to speak to her son.

After being told he was not there, she said Bynes told her that Williams had "some explaining to do." She said Bynes left, saying she was going to "do her niece's hair."

Colding said Bynes has called and apologized.

"She said she was sorry,"... http://www.gainesville.com/article/20110115/ARTICLES/110119576/1169?p=2&tc=pg


This is an update from an earlier story...

[KamaAina]

1. Florida rules!!

Bet you can't wait to get home, huh? :-)

[struggle4progress]

2. Coming up next! Rice and Rumsfeld comment!

Rice: "Of course, nobody could have forseen that"
Rumsfeld: "Stuff happens"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. How to take all of the "fun" out of "dysfunctional"...

[sarge43]

4. What happens in Gainesville should stay in Gainesville. n/t

[Blue-Jay]

5. Which one is in charge of the grill at the next cookout?

[madinmaryland]

6. Don't torch the junk, man!

[bluedigger]

7. "Colding said her son and Bynes do not have any children"

Apparently, at least one of them has no plans for any, either...:eyes:

Personally, setting my genitals afire is a relationship ender, but that's just me. :shrug:

[Richard Steele]

8. It's like the person who WROTE that story is barely more coherent than the people he's writing about

But I gotta agree with you one one thing.

Y'know, I'm an open-minded kind of guy; I understand that people
are "into" whatever they are into, and that has led me
to be involved in some sexual situations that have gotten
a bit "weird and wild" from time to time....

But seriously, if someone ever actually SET MY GENITALS ON FIRE,
that's a dealbreaker right there!

It's not "just you", bluedigger! :rofl:

[Bucky]

9. He's still her hunk o' hunk o' burnin love.

Come on, baby, light my fire.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. I call "Bullshit".

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This is obviously a work of friction.
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