Would you marry me?

[Sky Masterson]

I've never been divorced or married so I feel a bit left out of the copycat theme that y'all got going on here.

[MrCoffee]

1. Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes!

You had me at hello.

[Sky Masterson]

2. ((Blush))

Can we get Trebek to officiate the wedding? :D :loveya: :woohoo:

[MrCoffee]

3. He's Canadian, it wouldn't count.

[Sky Masterson]

5. It would be easier to get hitched by Fred Phelps in Kansas.

:P Um.. Maybe not. HA!

[seabeyond]

4. god, no....

i have read too many of your posts, lol

but i was wondering about all the threads. wondering what was up. seeing the copy cat game. funny

[Sky Masterson]

6. Shot down again..

Sigh.:cry: .. Sometimes the copycat game can get a bit stretched.
I used to play it a lot here. :)

[seabeyond]

7. are you kidding. coffee is all over it.... lol. nt

[Sky Masterson]

8. He is using me for my beans

MrCoffee = Bean digger

[siligut]

9. Tall, dark, handsome, funny and charming?

If I weren't happily married and probably quite a bit older, I would date you, sure! Not sure about marriage, that takes much more consideration.

[Sky Masterson]

11. Are you posting this in the right thread? ;)

((blushes)) Thank you. :) :loveya:

[Rosie1223]

10. Well, there's those pesky poligamy laws

Would you be happy with jailhouse conjugal visits?

[Sky Masterson]

12. Depends on which side of the bars I'm on.

:P

[Sky Masterson]

13. Seriously? Only 4 of you assholes want to marry me?1???!???!?

Don't do me any favors..:eyes: :cry:
Always the bridesmaid and never the bride...

[Pacifist Patriot]

14. A few questions first...

1. Can you plumb a toilet?

2. Do you know the difference between a kitchen counter and a dishwasher?

3. Is it physically impossible for you to place clothing into a washing machine rather than toss it on the floor 3 feet away?

4. Can you cook a gourmet meal one night and fix a bicycle tire the next?

5. Do you know what the words, "wait to buy that until next payday" mean?

6. Rate your back and foot rubs on a scale of 1 - 10

[Sky Masterson]

16. K..I didn't know testing was involved.. Here goes nothing.

1. Can you plumb a toilet?
Having = motor skills to a Bonobo, I say yes!

2. Do you know the difference between a kitchen counter and a dishwasher?
Yes..I know that dirty dishes can be stacked pretty high on a counter :hides:

3. Is it physically impossible for you to place clothing into a washing machine rather than toss it on the floor 3 feet away?
It depends, Do you mind if I don't separate colors? :P

4. Can you cook a gourmet meal one night and fix a bicycle tire the next?
That I can!

5. Do you know what the words, "wait to buy that until next payday" mean?
I never want anything bad enough.

6. Rate your back and foot rubs on a scale of 1 - 10
It depends on how hot the owner of the feet and back are. :)

[MilesColtrane]

15. There's an Adelaide out there for you somewhere.

[Sky Masterson]

17. I'm still waiting for Sister Sarah.

:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A1HWEub0hg

[rurallib]

18. I'll marry you if you are male.

I already got a female spouse. We get one of each now don't we? Isn't that what all them marriage amendments are about.

[Sky Masterson]

20. I happen to be a male

:party: :D

[rurallib]

31. Allllllll righty then!

[petronius]

19. Are you related to Chase Masterson, or do you look like her?

If so, yes (provided my wife is cool with it...)

[Sky Masterson]

21. No,but I could totally relate to her!

I think I got her autograph once at a nerd convention.:)

[txwhitedove]

22. Yes, I confess. I like your humor and humanity. Alas, I've become

the old woman who lives in a shoe, has so many children....yada, yada

:hi:

[Sky Masterson]

24. I would be honored to wed you. :o)

:woohoo:I hope your shoe can fit one more person! :hi:

[txwhitedove]

23. Duplicity.

[nolabear]

25. Mebbe. What's in your dowry?

Well? I ain't got all night.

[Sky Masterson]

26. I've got nothing but this bottle in front of me..

In fact I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!!
(Plus I co-own a small plastics company and I have a fuckload of worthless shit)
What say you? ;)

[nolabear]

29. Any Tom Waits fan is okay by me. Heck yeah!

Can my husband come on the honeymoon?

[femmocrat]

27. Sorry, I'm happily married..... but I have a sister....

interested?

LOL

[Sky Masterson]

33. Hmm

How hot? ;)

[femmocrat]

42. Well, she's MY sister, isn't she?

:evilgrin:

You have to ask???

[Richard Steele]

28. Maybe. I don't know you, but being known as 'Mr. Richard Masterson-Steele' has a certain appeal.

That would be a GREAT hyphenated surname, wouldn't it?

So, we've already got that in common right there.
A lot of very successful marriages have started with less. :evilgrin:

[Sky Masterson]

34. I like Steele - Masterson

:D

[redwitch]

30. OK but we'll have to live in Utah.

:-)

[Sky Masterson]

35. Awesome

:D

[crim son]

32. Yeah, but only if your girlfriend

marries me too. :)

[Sky Masterson]

36. I'll inform Miss Catherine Zeta Jones-Masterson

of your offer.:P :loveya:

[Sky Masterson]

37. dupe

..

[kimi]

38. Depends on a few conditions

But I'm inclined to think favorably of you if you will agree to scoop the litter box occasionally and oh, by the way, mow the lawn on odd days when the moon is in a favorable position.

[Sky Masterson]

41. Woot!

Wait..Lawn work? ugh..

[miss_american_pie]

39. How big is the ring?

;)

[Sky Masterson]

40. As big as it needed to be to win a slice of the lovely miss_pie

:loveya: :)

[liberaltrucker]

43. If I were gay and it was legal, sure!

:smoke:

[Capn Sunshine]

44. Well , I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die

So, sure, why the F not

[InvisibleTouch]

45. No, but don't feel bad...

...I have no intention of marrying anyone. :)