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KurtNYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 09:35 PM Original message |
Musician jokes |
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Dr Morbius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. What do drummers and groupies have in common? |
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mulsh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
2. what is "counterpoint" ? |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
3. How do you get a musician off your porch? |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. PDQ Bach: "Erotica" Variations for Banned Instruments and Piano, S. 36EE |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
5. More: |
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cbdo2007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 10:04 PM Response to Original message |
6. What was the last thing the drummer said before he was kicked out of the band? |
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AwakeAtLast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
7. I love this one: |
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Ron Green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
8. Q: How do you get a guitar player to turn down his volume? |
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Beaverhausen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-10-10 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
9. You might be too old to gig if: |
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velvet (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 01:11 AM Response to Original message |
10. Why do bands have roadies? |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 01:44 AM Response to Original message |
11. What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza? |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
12. here's one to pass on to child music students |
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msu2ba (231 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
13. Drummers |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
14. Did you hear the one about the band who locked themselves out of their van? |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
15. Question to lead guitarist: |
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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
16. Musical Octopus |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
17. There are three types of drummers |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
18. Wht do drummers usually get on IQ tests? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
19. If you drop an accordion, a glockenspiel and a bagpipe out a window, which hits the ground first? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 06:27 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Aw, c'mon. |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 09:09 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. There used to be a popular bumper sticker |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 10:06 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. You'll have to take it up with the international musician joke committee. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
21. What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer? |
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Manifestor_of_Light (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-11-10 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
23. Time for the classical fiddlers to jump in: |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-10 10:56 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. What is the difference between a chainsaw a and a bari sax? |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-12-10 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
26. What is a gentleman? |
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