TPIACOSAIS

[baldguy]

The Plan

In the beginning was The Plan. And then came The Assumptions.

And The Assumptions were without form. And The Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the workers.

And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, "The Plan is a crock of shit, and it stinks."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "The Plan is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "The Plan is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "The Plan is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may withstand its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another, "The Plan contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors then went unto the Vice-Presidents, saying unto them, "The Plan promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, saying unto Him, "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon The Plan, and saw that it was good.

And The Plan became Company Policy.

and that is how Shit Happens.