So this black helicopter keeps flying over my house at night spraying

[hedgehog]

mysterious substances. I'm peeing green, the dogs are peeing blue and the cats are peeing on the ceilings. The tomatoes are purple, the leaves on the trees are full of star shaped holes and a giant zucchini said hello to me this morning in the garden. A strange rash that looks exactly like the Google map of downtown Cincinnati has appeared on my left knee. I'm worried, but my husband says not to worry because the helicopter is really more a dark gray, so no problem.

[Boojatta]

1. !

:rofl:

[Curmudgeoness]

2. Oh my...

the helicopter is dark gray!

[kayakjohnny]

3. Did he say dark gray???!!!!!

Please tell me he didn't say 'more of a dark gray'.

'No problem'. Are you kidding?... 'no problem'.

Dark gray.... yes, there is a HUGE problem!

[hedgehog]

5. well, it is a matte finish rather than shiny.

[kayakjohnny]

7. Oh, OK then. Matte finish is usually kind of sedate.

I was thinking shiny.

And shiny almost always means trouble.

Usually trouble from those government types.

They seem to like shiny.

Think boots.

And aircraft.

And shaved heads.

They are almost always shiny.

[SoxFan]

4. Gray always means trouble

[RandomThoughts]

6. Ever watch the movie AI

In that movie you can notice the aliens have a thin midsection, that is the side that is not 'cook book doctrine'

I always found that interesting. Although I don't believe in aliens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqqNOqEhC0s


And him in the ship looking at the blue fairy was him stuck in a while loop.

It sorta works in some metaphors, but misses in many places.


The movie is not my view on things, but uses a common view in many stories.


The use of finding ones parents is used in many stories, since it is the concept of unconditional love, and has ideas of youthful security and safety, not really my needs in life, so I like to think of parents as the things that help you grow and learn and be more then you are the day before. And so see that metaphor more as a concept of learning from better ideas and thoughts, and all forms of unconditional love.


Let me make this more clear, some people treat spirituality as a form for parents, and it works from some concepts, but not all of them. The point is some people have used marketing to replace that. Their was an intentional attempt to paint bush as father, also some states paint the state as father or mother.

It is to use the feelings of unconditional love and loading the parents macros with something like some person or state, that is what Hitler, Bush, Stalin and many others try to do.


So the comment when someone says they want their father back is a rebuff to those that think they can fool a person into thinking they are your parents, when they do not have the qualities of parents, unconditional love, learning and teaching better ways.

[styersc]

8. Are you sure its gray?

And not grey?

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Fuck all that grey helicopter shit, I want to know if you said hello back to the giant zucchini.

If not, cat pee stains on the ceiling and cartographic efflorescence are the least of your worries.

[hedgehog]

10. Well, we hadn't been properly introduced....

[Mopar151]

11. Call Mr. Lee

"Tell him the code is broken,
Tell him the dog is turning gray"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4QZSDu1wx8

[Old Troop]

12. Wow! You too?