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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:11 PM
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OK - Let's just say you live about 150K years from now...
The human race survived, despite Nature's will to get rid of it...

And since today, Birds and other Mammals have evolved into sentient beings.

So you're at a job, talking to an evolutionary descendant of Birds. You and he/she can communicate. He/She can still fly.

What would you say to them?

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:15 PM
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1. How 'Bout Dem Cowboys? nt
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:17 PM
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2. Hmmmm think of the first Bird Descendant QB....
Gets the catch, and starts flying (literally) to the goal posts.

Shirks off Robin, Defensive Guard and flys right into the goal line!

AND THE PATRIOTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:22 PM
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4. ...And the crowd goes WILD
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proteus_lives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:20 PM
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3. On your way out, try not to poop on my rocket-car.
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MrsBrady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:35 PM
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5. so tell me,
do "you people" count your chickens before they hatch?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:36 PM
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6. For Lunch, take her to Kentucky fried chicken.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:44 PM
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8. Chances are He/She would be into it
Consider how many birds eat their own kind....
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 05:42 PM
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7. So um... I heard
Edited on Fri Aug-27-10 05:49 PM by AsahinaKimi
You guys are not too fond of Gorns?
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 06:02 PM
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9. Hey, what's happening. We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Yeah, it's just we're putting a new cover sheet on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Thanks.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 06:25 PM
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10. The Dark Wing
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david13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-10 09:34 PM
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11. No way. I'm out. I do not want to live 150 k years from now. dc
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