Best of the Worst Pick-Up Lines

[Nuclear Unicorn]

Do you hand-out parking tickets? Because you've got FINE, written all over you.

[blue neen]

1. .

:thumbsup: I've never heard that one before!

[Arctic Dave]

2. Is that a Nuclear Unicorn in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

:7

[Capn Sunshine]

3. That always works on Skittles

Skittles :loveya:

[Moondog]

13. ~

[Capn Sunshine]

15. AF , pretty sure

Rocket in My Pocket

[Moondog]

16. Interesting.

I did a fair amount of time in the AF, and I never heard of in. Only on. But, on the other hand, it has been a while.

But, my friend, in the end the difference that makes no difference is no difference.

Peace.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

5. Aw, how cute. I can't wait to show...

...my BF the combat vet

j/k

:P

[Arctic Dave]

6. Oh yeah, well I'm a combative veterinarian.

:P

[Nuclear Unicorn]

7. OK, throw me a decent pick-up line

You aren't even trying!

[Arctic Dave]

8. hello, my name is Arctic Dave. Has anyone ever told you, you look like Betty Page?

This is the point in the conversation were you ask to buy me a drink. :evilgrin:

[Nuclear Unicorn]

9. So I say, "I'll have a corona and lime and get my friend here...

...a 'Socrates Special'."

:evilgrin:

[Arctic Dave]

10. I am immune to various poisons. Much like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

11. OK you bore me

I'm going home with the jock in the pink Polo shirt with the popped collar who drives a red Corvette, instead.

[Arctic Dave]

12. Damn, its always the guy in the pink Polo shirt.

[Capn Sunshine]

4. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed

Old favorite of mine

[In_The_Wind]

18. I think we've met

somewhere in my past

[Nuclear Unicorn]

14. You must be exhausted...

...because you've been running through my mind all day.

[Curmudgeoness]

17. While holding a screw out to me, asked "do you want a screw?"

He got a laugh, but that was it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. You should love this song, then:

Weird Al Yankovic - Wanna B Ur Lovr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd-0wHETSSY

I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?
There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To describe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now I need somebody to love

[Lilith Velkor]

20. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

[RandomThoughts]

21. Best worst line: I'm going to need a couple more beers first, before going back to your place

Zing,

redefines all those other beer comments in one sentence.

:rofl:


LOL, that is so funny.

See why thats funny, it totally redefines why I want a beer. LOL, I find that so funny.


AC/DC - Thunderstruck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvoeeq-BH4w

[Haole Girl]

22. "Do I know you from somewhere?"

Don't get it as often as I used to. Guess there is ONE good thing about getting old!