Why haven't any of you useless twits come over to clean my house?

[struggle4progress]

You're just hanging out nonproductively in Teh Lounge: why not get up and do something helpful?

[kentauros]

1. It's enough work taking care of my own place,

being a useless twit and all :P

[struggle4progress]

4. You'd probably find it much more relaxing to clean my house than to clean your own

because you will find it is much less stressful to think "OMG what a lazy frickin slob struggle4progress is!" than to think "OMG what a lazy frickin slob I kentauros am!"

trust me on this

[ornotna]

2. What

And ruin my standing in the Useless Twit Society. That's crazy talk.

[struggle4progress]

3. I have to admit there's a certain logic in that

[Ptah]

5. Do you hear the party at your neighbors' house?

I went to the wrong address.

:blush:

[struggle4progress]

6. Are you at the party where they're trying to drive away the acid flashbacks

with hardrock, or at the party where they're trying to drive away the DTs with gunfire?

[Skittles]

7. I WILL MAKE YOU CLEAN YOUR HOUSE

AFTER I KICK STRUGGLE4PROGRESS ASS

[struggle4progress]

8. I don't think you understood my post: I don't want to clean my house; I want

somebody else to clean my house

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask my dear friend Skittles to come kick your ass until you learn to read

[jobycom]

9. Because you woudn't pay me what I was worth, cheapskate.

I'm cleaning Skittles's house instead.

[struggle4progress]

12. Oh, hooie. Skittles ain't around to pay ya: him's off kicking ass somewhere

[ornotna]

14. You better schedule yourself for an ass kicking

You're in trouble!

[struggle4progress]

16. Is Skittles gonna kick my ass? I thought he was gonna kick the ass of the author of post #7

[Old Troop]

10. I knocked; you didn't answer and the door was locked.

[struggle4progress]

13. Sorry. I thought that was the po-po callin

[backwoodsbob]

11. you dont pay enough?

:rofl:

slavewager

[struggle4progress]

15. You can help yourself to anything you find in the fridge: the leftover turkey casserole

from Thanksgiving was pretty good last I looked

[Roon]

17. I used to love cleaning my mother's house..

she has a big house and every room has a TV...so I would flip on all the TVs and watched/listened to Jerry as I cleaned. It was cool!I got paid too, of course.

[struggle4progress]

19. I'll let you put up a picture of your mother while you clean my house

:D

[Roon]

21. lol

too funny..

[Iggo]

18. Then we'd be useful twits, innit?

[struggle4progress]

20. The long journey to self-perfection begins with a single step

:smoke:

[edbermac]

22. I'm a doctor, not a butler.

[struggle4progress]

23. Can't you just beam the trash out?

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

24. Because I'm useless

duh! It's self explanatory.... :toast:

[struggle4progress]

27. Are you trying to tell me to cross your name off the list of potential house-cleaners?

[ColesCountyDem]

25. You couldn't afford me, plus I would steal your stuff.

;)

[struggle4progress]

26. You know the saying: "Who steals my stuff steals trash"

[ColesCountyDem]

28. A half million in trash sounds good.

Do I need to bring my own truck?

;)

[struggle4progress]

29. No, none of the doors are wide enough for a truck. Sorry about that