I've found the secret to immortality... And it's only $25.00!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

http://www.alexchiu.com/


This is an immortality device.

Proof you can find ANYTHING on the internet.

[Az]

1. You want immortality? Check this route out

http://www.breatharian.com/

[DieboldMustDie]

2. Does it come with a lifetime guarantee?

:evilgrin:

[Demonaut]

9. lol

[Triple H]

3. What does that thing do?

[Kathleen04]

4. It's a magnet

that goes around your toes and makes you live forever!

Don't you know nothin'! :silly:

[Triple H]

5. How does that help one live a long time?

Don't you just love scam artists?

[Career Prole]

6. It's the strong lines of flux between the pinkie rings, the foot clamps,

and the :tinfoilhat:

[chrisesq]

7. On a slightly different note, I have read some persons key to immortatlity

And it only requires saying 2 sentences.

#1. From this day on, everything I say will be the complete truth.

#2. I will repeat this affirmation tomorrow morning.

Simple and free.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Good old Alex Chiu!

A true original crackpotian!
He's an immortal with the likes of Gene Ray and Jack Chick!
http://www.insolitology.com/

[Bundbuster]

10. BillyP - can I have the free Immortality Rings?

If a friend of yours bought the Immortality Device, would he still be your friend?

BizarroWorld

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Only if his/her super powers were not greater than my own...

:)