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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 11:59 AM
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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 12:02 PM
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1. LOL! Great one!
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 12:03 PM
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2. yeah, it was just a FW email, but made me LOL
my wife did not find it amusing though.

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 12:07 PM
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3. Mine will.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-14-10 12:54 PM
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4. i envy you.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 08:46 AM
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5. She did find it funny.
She even managed to say "Oh, that's awful" through her laughter.

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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-15-10 11:06 AM
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6. got yourself a keeper there. n/t
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