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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 12:32 AM
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Please make her stop
The meanest cat in the world wants to lay in the space between me and my laptop. If I push her away she will bite me.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 12:46 AM
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1. water bottle
works wonders....
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 12:50 AM
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2. Don't got one
She's moved to the back of the lappy now. I am safe for now.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 01:08 AM
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3. It is absolutely essential and ultimately and unavoidably proper...
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that one cater to the slightest whim of royalty.
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One does not question one's station in life.
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One does not jeopardize the very existence of social order.
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One...
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simply...
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caters.
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(sniff)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-21-10 07:16 AM
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4. Open a can and put it on the floor.
When she jumps down to eat, kick her into the next room.
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