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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 02:14 PM
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What motivates aliens in movies to say, "Take me to your leader"?
Edited on Fri Mar-05-10 02:14 PM by Boojatta
To me it sounds like, "Could I please speak with the management?" This raises the question: what kind of potentially deceptive messages about the planet Earth are being sent out throughout the universe that could be giving alien visitors their expectations? After all, people who have no expectations can speak with whoever they come in contact with. They don't have any motivation for seeking to immediately jump to communication with higher authorities.

If aliens have no expectations, then they should say something like this: "Do you live and work here, or are you just a visitor like me?"
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 02:46 PM
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1. If only those damned aliens would learn to ENUNCIATE...
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... we probably have been invited to join their damned Federation LONG ago.
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GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMNED ALIEN PUNKS!!!!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 02:50 PM
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2. Aliens know better than to commence high-level negotiations with the riff-raff
It's all "Can I take your picture for the Enquirer" and "Please don't anal probe me".
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 03:00 PM
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3. adn teh problem with anal probes are??? nt
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 09:02 PM
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8. MrCoffee had a bad experience with an anal probe.
I don't want to start any rumors, but if you Google "Alex Trebek" + "anal probe" you'll find out a mess of something you'll regret later.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 03:07 PM
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4. It's their authoritarian nature
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 07:40 PM
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5. There's a short story in which the alien tries to communicate with a car
rather than the carbon-based parasite that is infesting it.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 08:12 PM
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6. I think that they're under the assumption that it's accepted intergalactic protocol to say that....
Not because they believe it per se, but because they've heard it so many times in sci-fi movies and such, that they are willing to go with it from a culturally understood precept.

They realize the phrase has been done to death and that it has a certain universal or even inter-planetary appeal, that they feel certain that the average joe will understand their wishes to 'speak to your supervisor', as it were.

They are cerebral enough to know that it might save time by dropping that well-worn phrase, but savvy enough in my opinion, to understand that it might not result in a meeting with the 'actual leader'.

It's an ice-breaker, of sorts.

Much like when meeting someone new at a party.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 08:15 PM
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7. Obviously, they want to negotiate a trade deal.
Most civilizations in the Orion Arm of the galaxy think pimento loaf if a delicacy on a par with Beluga caviar. Duh.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-05-10 11:57 PM
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9. pretty much what you have to say when you get on the phone with customer service
and since presumably they are more advanced, maybe they just figure the first level of communication is with some outsourced population that can't really accomplish anything useful, so on to the leader/supervisor level
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 10:52 AM
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10. Only the dumb ones assume we actually HAVE leaders.
The intelligent ones say, "Take me to your beer, pizza, and strip joint" instead.

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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-06-10 11:54 AM
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11. Because it sounds more alienly than them saying...
"Take me to a 19-year-old girl who slings hash at Waffle House for $2.95 an hour."
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