Another deep metaphysical question

[Orrex]

If you purchase a large order of french fries, and it weighs in 6 ounces, and then you purchase a small order of french fries, and it weighs 8 ounces, which is which?

[Kali]

1. I have never weighed them,

but I know the small order fries taste better.

[Duer 157099]

2. I bet some of those fries sat in the oil longer and absorbed it

So technically it could happen that fewer fries will weigh more.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. If the person working the fries likes you...

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... he/she will JAM as many fries into your small order bag as
possible -- ending up in a very dense black-hole ball-o'-fries
that may suck in all matter in its immediate vicinity.
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Unless you shove them down your fry-hole very quickly with
great relish.
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Nonono... relish, not relish.
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[Inchworm]

4. I feel I've wasted my time reading

There is no pun in bad math.

:cry:

[petronius]

5. There's no difference. All orders of frys are mere manifestations of the singular

ideal (Platonic) order of frys. Thus, perceived differences in the orders have their origination in the observer, and in the epistemological framework from within which the consumer interacts with the inconsequentially physical packet of frys...

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. THERE'S yer order of metaphysics.

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You want fries with that?
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[Locrian]

7. moo n/t