Is your cat FAIR & BALANCED?

[ronnykmarshall]

[ameriphile]

1. Well...

...its sense of balance is only fair.

[meegbear]

2. My cat Penny is fair ...

but the other cat Max is not balanced. And that's not fair.

[Eat_The_Rich]

3. ACK!

Bill, please come out of retirement, we need you!

[Mikimouse]

8. Bill already came out of retirement...

Ran for president and was appointed by the SOTUS

[midnitemoleman]

4. No!!!! He picks me out to be the food human every freak'n time.

You know, my wife brought this cute little yellow tiger cat home from work and brings it out; if front of our two little children no less. Then let's them love on it then drops the bomb shell... "Well it's up to Daddy if we get to keep it". Nope, no presure there I can tell you. So anyway we now have this cat, that always must sit on or against me for some reason. If he is in and I want to type, he needs the freak'n keyboard as a pillow. I fear I have become a slave to the animal (how can this happen to a man who likes dog's!) Oh I should mention the arogant little cat's name is lucky, as in, to be alive. Run's around all night and sleeps all day, gets free food,room and board. Tell me does that sound like a teenage kid or what.

[UrbScotty]

5. It's bair and falanced.

Not fair and balanced.

[demnan]

6. Lily is unbalanced

and Pad Thai is unfair!!!!!

[geniph]

7. My cat Yankee may be Fair

but she most emphatically is not balanced, or she wouldn't keep rolling off the windowsill and getting stuck in the wastebasket! whatta clod!

[CatWoman]

9. Bill the cat used to be my hero

:hi:

[Don_G]

10. My Cat Is Fat & Hairy

"Nuff" said....

[Mokito]

11. No

Black and quite insane!