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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:58 PM
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What if all men had DD breasts?
Huh?

What then?

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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:02 PM
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1. If all men had DD breasts then
underwire bras would be outlawed the first time one of them got stabbed by it.
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:05 PM
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2. buy stock in mirrors ?
nt
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:07 PM
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3. A good percentage of them would never leave their homes.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:07 PM
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4. Damn!
That was gonna be my answer! :rofl: :thumbsup:
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:08 PM
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5. some do!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:34 PM
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10. I knew I shouldn't have posted that picture.
:blush:
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:09 PM
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6. That would be awful. More than a mouthfull is such a waste.
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:15 PM
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7. This thread is useless without pictures.
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phasma ex machina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 01:08 AM
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25. Thanks for sharing.
:rofl: :puke: :rofl:
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:18 PM
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8. Only if they were featherweight.
I've got enough lower back pain from my "beer gut" as it is :P
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:22 PM
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9. Every beach would be a topless beach.
:D
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:38 PM
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11. They couldn't decide
what to do with their hands???

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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:36 PM
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18. I'm sure one of us would invent a special
"massaging bra" to keep that part occupied so we could use our hands for everything else :P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:38 PM
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12. Productivity would plummet.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:44 PM
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13. Cars wouldn't need airbags?
:shrug:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:52 PM
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14. The covers of romance novels would qualify as porn...
:P
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:53 PM
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15. uh...no, thanks.
not interested.

I prefer breasts on women, myself.

and...DD is way bigger than necessary. My wife's are a B...and I'm happy with that.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 09:53 PM
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16. They would still be hairy
Edited on Tue Dec-29-09 09:55 PM by Fleshdancer
and that would make them pretty damn gross.

on edit because I forgot: and the sports bras would be better because Nike would utilize NASA technology to figure out how to keep those suckers in place.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:38 PM
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20. Find a way to stimulate hair growth over the entire surface
and then have furry breasts :D
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:33 PM
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17. If my ass had nipples, then I would have DD breasts.
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HopeOverFear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:36 PM
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19. There'd be no more fighting for breast cancer research.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:45 PM
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21. Well I wouldnt be typing right now thats for sure.
I would need 4 arms to get things done.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 10:46 PM
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22. Then be glad the "what if" didn't ask
for what it would be like with two pairs :P
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 01:00 AM
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23. I'd be out of a job.
Fer sure.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 01:04 AM
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24. ...
:spray:

:thumbsup:
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 02:57 AM
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26. I would invest in VICTORIA SECRET
eom.
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 09:05 AM
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27. They would stare at their own chests all the time
And, talk to their own boobs a lot.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:33 AM
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28. I don't think I'd ever leave the house....
:rofl:
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:53 AM
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29. they'd be less of a big deal
Maybe that's one reason why I am not a boob man, as a proud owner of moobs.
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