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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:56 PM
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Johnny Depp and Angelina to do saucy sex scene!
Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp To Have Shower Sex Scene In 'The Tourist?'
November 25th, 2009
From Starpulse

Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp.Brad Pitt might want to give his partner Angelina Jolie's next movie a miss as it features a steamy shower sex scene with People magazine's new Sexiest Man Alive, Johnny Depp.

Pitt and Jolie first fell in love playing husband and wife on the set of 2005 action film Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but their saucy scenes have nothing on what's planned for Jolie and Depp in upcoming film The Tourist.

Life & Style magazine has obtained a draft of writer Julian Fellowes' screenplay, and there's one naked shower encounter between Jolie's Interpol agent Cara Mason and Frank Taylor, Depp's character, that is sure to be a major talking point when the film is released.

The script draft reads, "The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower. Frank walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara against the glass, clutching at her slithery body, kissing her frantically. She kisses him back with ardour, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."

The script continues, "Cara turns abruptly to Frank and presses her body against his. He's taken by surprise but willingly responds to her advance, wrapping his arms around her back. They exchange a long, passionate kiss."

The film is slated for a 2011 release.

?????

Does the highest paid actor in Hollywood really have to submit to this? He got a little steamy in Public Enemies but it was with a great actress-Jolie is so Grade B-I'm sorry-like Madonna she is more celebrity than talent. Depp can do better than be seen with her. Bleck!
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:02 PM
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1. He joins her in the shower and kisses her but
is surprised when she advances by pressing her body against his? Will Fabio be featured on the movie posters?
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 09:29 PM
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17. right?
Edited on Wed Dec-02-09 09:31 PM by Schema Thing
between "wrapping her dripping legs around his back" and "turns her body to Frank"...


they must have had a conversation about who was going to pick up the kids from school, or something.
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:06 PM
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2. That is so corny.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:12 PM
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3. I agree, Jolie is a talentless hack who got her foot in the door because
of her father...

Her bizarre marriage to Billy Bob Thorton helped.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:14 PM
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4. I can think of so many other actresses that would do
so much better and be better for Johnny. Plus, isn't she way taller than he is?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:24 PM
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5. That is beyond my knowledge...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:28 PM
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6. Have you actually seen any of her performances?
She's had some less-than-stellar roles, but she's hardly "a talentless hack."
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 07:11 PM
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8. I've seen quite a few of her movies,...
And about the only thing I can say good about her is that she seems to be able to hit her mark on where to stand...

And remember, talent is in the eyes of the beholder. I'm sure there are actors and actresses that you think have no talent that I feel are just wonderful...
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 12:22 AM
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20. No way--I'm 100% right and you're 100% wrong. It's easier for me that way.
I thought that she was very good in The Bone Collector and Changeling, and she was excellent in Gia.

Heck, she was even good in Girl, Interrupted, though the film as whole didn't really thrill me.


Still, you're right about personal tastes.
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rebel with a cause Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 08:39 PM
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14. I loved her in "A Mighty Heart"
Jolie did not get her fame from her father. He had little to do with her before she got famous.

I will not argue about her personal life because she has had her weird days and perhaps she still has a strangeness about her, but I am less likely to throw stones these days unless I know something for sure. Well, I slip up sometimes but I am trying to be more careful.
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 08:36 AM
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21. Her stage name isn't "Voight".
She uses her mother's maiden name, and not because it's all frenchified and sexy.

She's a fine actress. She's also used her fame/money/leverage to do a lot of good.

I really don't understand why some progressives like to get their hate on with her. Kind of an "un-crush" I suppose. Her appearance is a bit exotic for my tastes.


Loved her in the Good Shepherd. Disliked the character, but her portrayal was dead-on.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 08:05 PM
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35. What did she do with that vial of his blood
she used to wear around her neck? Give it back?
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:56 PM
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7. If I'm watching a shower scene with Johnny Depp, not too much else matters. Nomsayin?
I probably wouldn't be able to identify the actress in a lineup afterwards. He could be making out with the scrub brush for all I'd know.

:loveya: Loves me some Johnny.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 08:18 PM
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12. Yep, I know what you're sayin'. +1
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HopeOverFear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:16 AM
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25. FOR REAL!
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 05:03 PM
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31. Excellent point!
Me, too!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 07:11 PM
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9. Madonna-like is a great way to describe Jolie's acting skills. nt
Edited on Wed Dec-02-09 07:11 PM by valerief
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 07:21 PM
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10. That will be the first shower Johnny Depp has had in ages.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 07:41 PM
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11. Looks like it was captured on tape and leaked onto the internet...
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flying_wahini Donating Member (856 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 11:13 PM
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19. that is Hilarious !


I sent it on to my girlfriends! Just fall down funny!

thanks.
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 08:31 PM
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13. I don't think I care to see that. n/t
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 08:47 PM
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15. Angelina Marinara? Johnny Pesto?
Or maybe it's something more exotic. Johnny and Angelina Putanesca, perhaps.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 08:51 PM
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16. Love Depp, can do without Jolie.
Give me a shower scene with just him, and I am so there! Literally (if I don't get arrested):evilgrin:
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 09:40 PM
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18. Two of the most incredibly overrated people when it comes to looks. n/t
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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 08:39 AM
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22. Post a foto, Mojambo
Show us real beauty...



:applause:
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 09:43 AM
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24. After reading that shameless handjob/ Depp profile by Douglas Brinkley in VF...
I can only assume that Professor Doug is gonna be very jealous of Jolie.
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 08:52 AM
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23. JOHNNY!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :banghead: :spank:
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HopeOverFear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:16 AM
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26. GIGGEDY! (c) Quagmire
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 02:57 PM
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27. I like both of them
Edited on Thu Dec-03-09 02:58 PM by ChickMagic
Jolie does a lot of good because of her fame. I read
that she and Pitt give 1/3 of their income from
movies to charity. I only wish I had the means to do that.
I think she's beautiful, she's talented and she's grown up.

As for the shower scene...:blush: I'm such a prude.

edit to add the point of this
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 03:22 PM
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28. I hate to disappoint you but Joile can act
She was extremely good in movies like "Gia", "Girl, Interrupted" and "The Changling" to name a few.

This wasn't some one hit award wonder winning best supporting actress and then putting out shit afterwards. She has the skills to back up her acting.
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 03:45 PM
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29. If anyone tried that in real life, what are the odds they'd slip, fall and
kill themselves by cracking their skulls and/or going through the shower door?
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 05:38 PM
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32. I'm certain Hollywood's finest stunt choreographers will guide them through it...
... and the water will be too cold so nobody gets distracted.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 04:24 PM
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30. Alfredo or carbonara?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 07:36 PM
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33. I think Jolie is a very good actress.
She's just made some very bad choices. She was very good when she first debuted. Of her recent stuff, I thought she was very good in "A Mighty Heart". I didn't see Changeling. She needs to still to dramatic, meatier roles. She plays physco wonderfully.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 08:03 PM
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34. Watch out, Brad Pitt.
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