Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I bet I have the only cat in the world who ruined a toaster oven.

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 04:51 PM
Original message
I bet I have the only cat in the world who ruined a toaster oven.
Guess how she ruined it.

This is the culprit, Lounge favorite Rat Face.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 04:53 PM
Response to Original message
1. I'm guessing a rubber mouse on 'broil' is not a good idea.
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 04:59 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. LOL
:thumbsup:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
yawnmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 04:55 PM
Response to Original message
2. hmmmm...that cat still lives, correct?
is there pee involved?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:01 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Yes, she does! And . . .Yes it is! You tie with kentauros for WINNAH!
:bounce:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 04:55 PM
Response to Original message
3. Is this a 'marking' problem?
:P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:01 PM
Response to Reply #3
6. Yep, and you tie with yawnmaster for WINNAH!
:bounce:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:46 PM
Response to Reply #6
12. Thanks! :)
But, I hope she didn't get shocked...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:04 PM
Response to Original message
7. AWWWWW look at the widdle Culprit
Here...this will make you love cat again

Love cat is good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPQmzCgb1gI
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:09 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. I saw that a couple of days ago. That is hands down the sweetest
cat video I've ever seen. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:12 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. And lately I have been pining for a cat
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:32 PM
Response to Reply #9
10. You're just becoming more human.
;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:34 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. I think its proof I have a cat-shaped brain tumor
:silly:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:52 PM
Response to Original message
13. Holy smoke! (As it were.)
You mean, Rat Face peed IN the toaster? Or ON the toaster in such a manner as to disable it?
Gosh, I thought I was unlucky when my beloved Olga (one of three sister calico cats, Olga, Masha, and Irina, just check your Checkov) puked into my cable box.
She gave me some warning, cosily curled up on its warm top as she was, and then wretching "Glorp, glorp, glorp." Unfortunately, I couldn't push her off the box before the final event. General hilarity, and much smoking and sparking ensued. I have a new cable box, protected by a carefully carved out carboard cover.
I can't imagine a cat peeing INTO a toaster. I don't mean to be kitty-prurient here, but please give us some details. Did she climb on top of it for warmth?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:09 AM
Response to Reply #13
17. She stood on the counter, backed up to it, and sprayed.
She sprayed directly onto the control panel.

Little rat!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 05:55 PM
Response to Original message
14. What would inspire a cat to pee on/in a toaster oven?
And did you discover this before you turned the oven on?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #14
18. I think it's because she is picked on.
Since being on the disabled list all summer, the others, especially Toby and Mildred, have picked on her mercilessly. I think she's trying to regain some confidence or assert some aggression or some such catly territorial thing.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 06:01 PM
Response to Original message
15. I bet I know the only lesbian in the world who doesn't have a toaster oven
Laura Dern, check your inbox... :P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #15
19. Are you kidding? We replaced it.
We are self-respecting lesbians. Harrumph.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
mockmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-02-09 08:00 PM
Response to Original message
16. My cat Candy...
she at least has enough common sense to not pee on electrical items and only pee on my clothes.


Here she is wishing she could pee on the Dog Whisperer's clothes.



Rat Face is such a cutie!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #16
20. She's the cutest cat I've ever known.
Mrs. V. calls her a heart thief.

:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 10:32 AM
Response to Original message
21. She just had to be original I guess?
:rofl: Now I feel relieved the worse thing my cat has done is puke on the bed! I'm glad she can't read or this would give her ideas!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-03-09 01:48 PM
Response to Original message
22. I love Rat Face
He looks like my Axie.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 26th 2024, 11:20 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC