What's more disgusting than the burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser on your table?

[Orrex]

The burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser chopped up and spread out over three or four tables, of course.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. The burnt corpse of a churlish

customer who dismissively calls people bitch and needs a dose of humanity because he's an ass.

[Brickbat]

2. Why do you keep fucking asking my business, huh?

Enough with the questions, Mr. Guantanamo.

[madinmaryland]

3. I think there is an asian woodcutter waiting to cut your hair at the Olive Garden.

[Lucian]

4. Don't forget singing in Spanish while buying tamales.

:rofl:

[Iggo]

7. Are you singing about me?!?!?!

This is uh-murr-kuh! Sing in english!

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. I always break out into "La Cucarocha" while buying chalupas.

At Taco Bell.

In Paris.

[rcrush]

5. My hairdresser said I was funny. And I was all "Funny How?"

Funny hah hah? What?! Go Fuck Ya mutha!! AM I HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH? AM I HERE TO FUCKIN AMUSE YOU??!!

And the hair dresser was all "Nothin! Your just funny is all!"

Then I proceeded to grab the blue liquid that she was disinfecting her combs with and I POURED IT DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT

[Xipe Totec]

6. This has the smoky smell of a flame broiled thread...

Just saying... :shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

8. The smell of a burnt corpse of a nosy hairdresser and napalm in the morning.

[KamaAina]

9. The burnt nose of a corpulent hairdresser?

:shrug:

[phasma ex machina]

10. Buttered popcorn sure sounds good right about now. nt

[Ptah]

12. A thread about a burnt corpse on my table.

[tigereye]

13. ah! Orrex!

:rofl: :yourock:

[mtnester]

14. I love my stylist

she is the most friendly person ever, she can talk about anything

[Iggo]

15. I love mine, too.

She speaks English as a second language, and I could listen to her talk all day. Her accent is intoxicating. Somewhere between Salma Hayak and Penelope Cruz (which ain't a bad place to be...know'm say'n? LOL.)

[Ishka Kibble]

16. Do you think she got a tip?

By the way, I noticed that someone used the word "churlish" and you said nothing.

[Orrex]

17. I thought it was utterly churlicious.

And her tip? Well, let's just say that she won't be asking about my plans for progeny any time soon.

[Ishka Kibble]

18. I see.

If I had a thesaurus, I suppose this would be the time to mention it.

But, only amateurs need props.

Nice haircut, though. :thumbsup: