Describe what you look like. Post No Photos!

[Bertha Venation]

I'm 5'4", heavy, and have blue eyes and short dark blonde hair (I flatly refuse to call it anything besides blonde; this is the only part of aging of which I'm in denial). I don't wear makeup or paint my nails. I do not wear dresses (except when performing).

You?

[Taverner]

1. I'm 5'10", brown eyes black hair

My hair and beard are both the same length. I have olive skin and am average weight, but I haven't hit a gym - so its the return of the thick dark duke.

[EndersDame]

10. Heh A Bowie reference

I try to pay attention when every you make posts :hi:

[Taverner]

18. Why thankya!

its nice to know someone out there is paying attention...


:D

[TZ]

2. Really short.

Brown hair brown eyes. Could stand to lose weight.

[Rising Phoenix]

3. I'm 5'4 lets say I have an hourglass figure and leave it at that

My hair is dark brown underneath, platinum blonde on top and has some purple thrown in. My hair goes down to my shoulders and I have full bangs. I have a round face with unusual green/ brown eyes. I don't usually wear make up, but sometimes I go eyeliner crazy. I hardly ever paint my nails, when I do they are bright pink or black. Usually the polish is chipped. My clothes are usually baggy, wierd is what my mom calls them, quirky is what my sis calls them. Whatever I'm comfy.

me in a nutshell

[Deep13]

4. Like Peter Griffin.

I even dress like that, at the office, anyway.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. I'm five foot ten

and have long brown hair, olive eyes and I don't wear anything but dresses and skirts. I wear make up on occasions but rarely finger nail polish. I love perfume, a very subtle Asian musk, which I wear 24/7.

[cherish44]

6. I look like Drew Barrymore

but brunette and taller. I don't see it but I hear it all the time. OH and no I'm not busty like her

[Swede]

7. 6' tall,230 lbs

Short dark brown hair,glasses. Usually in black t-shirts and blue jeans. Oh and white sneakers. I dress casual for work (golf shirt and dress pants).

[MorningGlow]

8. I'm 5'6", and have pale skin and green eyes and a smattering of freckles but am not Irish

I'm a very pale Sicilian. My reddish brown hair is courtesy of Clairol Natural Instincts--it's either that or go gray poorly, so I prefer the dramatic! My hair is fuzzy/curly and if I don't beat it into submission with several products every day I will end up looking like Alice in the Dilbert comic strip.



I could stand to lose um *cough* several pounds *cough* but I'm in a neverending struggle with my thyroid, so it's not fun and hardly ever productive, so the pounds stay on.

I am always in jeans and almost never wear makeup because I work at home as a freelancer. I haven't had "nice" nails since I started playing guitar when I was 15--I don't go for manis or pedis and would rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty nail than go for a spa day.

[MorningGlow]

9. Delete

Dupe. Fritzy 'puter.

[sakabatou]

11. Sousuke Aizen before he went to Hueco Mundo, but with shorter hair.

[mcctatas]

12. 5'3 ish, reddish brown hair, blue eyes...

curvy, probably around average weight for my height but the twins add pounds, and I am either in mom mode (turtle neck sweaters, jeans, green suede loafers) or single-ish divorced chick mode (use your imagination)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. honestly, the best descriptive of me, is that i am classic bengali beauty

which i know sounds arrogant, but is meant as a descriptive: round face, pale skin by indian stardards, round eyes and a general air of being rounded :)

i am 5 feet nothing.overweight. long dark hair. dark eyes. full lips. a wear a nose ring

i love make up. love it.

[Aristus]

14. 5'10", going bald, brown eyes, broad shoulders, about 25 pounds overweight,

Moustache & goatee, a gap between my front teeth and kind of a bulbous nose.

[Chan790]

15. Here goes.

• sandy-brownish-blonde hair
• blue eyes
• nerd-glasses
• slightly-lighter-than-olive-toned
• 6'3"
• 240lbs.
• jacked like a lumberer
• lantern-jawed
• balding
• some freckles and sunspots
• prone to making silly faces while deep in thought
• My "Spice Girl" name as a fraternity pledge was "Surly Spice" because I do in fact look surly.
• I never ever smile...I have the Scottish teeth of my father's side.
• Very Norman features: long nose, square-face, wide-set eyes, rosy complexion
• Thick facial hair, I have to shave daily or more often.
  
  I guess I should state since it comes up occasionally still...I'm still not Asian.

[EndersDame]

16. Long Dark Brown hair toned, olive skin 5'6

glasses and a killer smile ;)

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Like if John Lennon had lived 7 more years and had a monobrow n/t

[blue neen]

19. Auburn hair, green eyes, fair skin.

5'3" tall, petite size. I'm 54 years old, so I have a few "laugh lines". :) Laugh lines are worth it!

[Captain Hilts]

20. A cross between Michael J. Fox and Peppermint Patty. Stunning resemblance. nt

[flvegan]

21. Typical sickly, pale vegan here.

My eyes would be a nice shade of blue if not for my malnutrition.

[Bertha Venation]

40. LOL

YOu kidder, you.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

22. 5'8"/180 lbs, short jet-black hair, glasses, brown eyes, dark-brown skin.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. really white teeth

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. The lightest thing on me.

:rofl: :hi:

[MilesColtrane]

25. Crusty

[Maine-ah]

26. 4'11" 115lbs...rather petite

mop of curly brown hair, hazel eyes. Toned...but still a little squishy in the middle from having BB Maine-ah. Very white. Living in Maine I don't see the sun much, 35 but pass for 25 easy.

[madamesilverspurs]

27. Like KIm Novak

fighting the effects of gravity in front of a funhouse mirror.


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[Flaxbee]

28. I have probably the exact same shade of 'dark blonde hair' you've got, Bertha

:D

I was a very blonde little girl, now ain't nothing EVER going to get me to say it's light brown. Never.

Otherwise, 5'7", 125lbs, green eyes. Oval face, sharp cheekbones. Have been told I resemble either Jill Clayburgh or Sandra Bullock, so you get the picture of an angular face.

I love dark eye makeup, and frequently have fuschia fingernails.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Imagine Ernest Borgnine in drag. Dumpy, middle-aged,

a bit taller than average with an hourglass figure with most of the sand at the bottom.

[KamaAina]

30. 6'3", listed at 260, could use a rug

what hair there is, is brown.

Mom often remarks on my long eyelashes -- which turned into a liability when I used to get allergies... The eyes beneath them? Hazel.

[pink-o]

31. 6'1" ectomorph, weighing 140 lbs.

At 1 month shy of 55, gravity is taking over my (non-existent) bustline, butt and lower jaw. Thanks to years of orthodontia, I smile easily, and I'm pretty approachable for an Amazon Woman. Thanks to L'oreal, my hair is dark brown, eyes are hazel, nose unremarkable. It's my height that gets me noticed, everything else is average.

[Louisiana1976]

32. I'm 5'3 1/2, substantially-built, with graying dark brown hair and hazel

eyes. I don't wear make-up or nail polish and only rarely dress up.

[femmocrat]

33. Brown hair, brown eyes, average height and weight.

But I used to look like a movie star! :)

[valerief]

34. 5'11", slender, curvy, long auburn hair, flawless skin, full lips, blue eyes.

No, I don't lie.
Much.

[kedrys]

35. Past my prime

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

36. Philip Seymour Hoffman after too many Hostess Cup Cakes

[crim son]

37. It depends on my mood.

Sometimes I look 5'8", glaringly dyed dark auburn hair, black eyebrows, grey eyes, small mouth, the build of a thin person who is starting to put on the weight of middle age but still looks better than passable clothed. Other times I look just like my mother but taller. :(

[NMDemDist2]

38. I'm a short, pleasantly round woman of indeterminate age with brown hair

and a million watt smile that goes all the way to my eyes.

you could pick me out at the crowded coffee shop with just that much info

:hi:

but I'll edit to add, I can't define much more since I wear everything from long skirts to wranglers, makeup some days, some days not, i have naturally long nails but never polish them and hazel green eyes

[Richardo]

39. "I'm 6'3", and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape. "

John Goodman as Louis Fyne in "True Stories" - 1986 :D

[MissMillie]

41. I'll give it a shot

I'm 5'1"
just a little above "average" when it comes to size (meaning the real average, not size 4)
I have green eyes and I wear glasses
My hair is blondish red thanks to the box in the cabinet
I wear minimal makeup, and I usually get my nails done, but they're not done at present
I only wear dresses in the summer because I refuse to wear nylons
I look younger than my years

[Tuesday Afternoon]

42. one word:

funny


kind of like this ----> :silly:

[PRETZEL]

43. ok let's see,

5'10" about 175.

Slim build, not musclular by any stretch.

very short grey hair (1/8") and grey moustache and goatee.

cheaters for reading but not for much longer.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

44. Here goes

Graying hair, mostly gray beard, about 50lbs overweight, 5 feet 10 or so,
glasses sometimes, most of my hair, bad teeth (periodontal, which ought to be covered in any healthcare bill, but I digress :)), blue eyes.....

[azmouse]

45. 5'5" , well fed, reddish blonde hair, dark brown eyes.

I have great legs, big boobs, and I laugh a lot (altho that may not always be evident from my posts) :)

[lukasahero]

46. 5'2" slight build

Long (lower back), straight brown hair - going gray (which I love!) Gold speckled eyes. Freckles. Thin, angular face with a long nose (which I hate!)

Dress pretty earthy crunchy, no make-up, everyone thinks I'm vegetarian health nut. (Wish I was!)

My husband calls me "willow-y" but I think I'm too short for that.

[montanto]

47. I look like Jeff Bridges in 1985. eom.

[Lethe]

50. so basically you look like Flynn in Tron

awesome.

[montanto]

51. I have the bike too.

[Inchworm]

48. Like a mountain man

but not as tall.

:hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

49. 6 ft tall, i have no idea about my weight right now

as the battery in my scale died and i have not replaced it. i was also not going to the gym like i should. dark hair with a touch of grey. and (i am not bragging as i have been told by many) blue eyes to die for.