Take your keyboard right now

[snooper2]

turn it upside down and bang it up and down fairly hard...


let me know what comes out :rofl:

[Brother Buzz]

1. Ha, I found my car keys, twenty-nine cents and a Ding Dong!

[snooper2]

2. no eyelashes?

:)

[Brother Buzz]

3. Nope, but there are dog hairs stuck to my Ding Dong

Decisions, decisions.

[Hayabusa]

4. Other than dust...

a fingernail clipping. That's it. Sorry, no realy fun stuff in here.

[CBGLuthier]

5. Not sure what it is

But I am going to put it in a bowl and smoke it. :-)

[snooper2]

6. sweet :)

you found a treat :smoke:

[tonekat]

7. It's the remains of hundreds of lunches! N/T

[conscious evolution]

8. Holy shit!!

I found the complete works of shakespeare!!

[nolabear]

9. HEY...it's Jimmy Hoffa!

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Three eyelashes, actually,

because, I have Cyber Clean! http://www.cyberclean.ch/

I remember a time when I was a kid this thing was called 'Slime!'

[Forkboy]

11. The WMDs everyone was looking for.

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Please don't give it away!

You may end up in someone's file!

[Forkboy]

13. ....

:rofl:

You're killing me here. :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

14. Glad to please. ;)

That was quite a process. But I have these cool 'Make yourself a stamp' tools! :hi:

[Forkboy]

16. I was actually wondering about the stamps!

It was a great touch. Figured it had to be some kind nifty tool. :)

[Call Me Wesley]

18. One is kind of this:

But I have another one from the past:


Since Heidi has all the cool Dymo stuff, I needed to counteract. ;)

[Forkboy]

21. I could see killing whole afternoons just concocting silly stamps.

"What did you do today, honey?"

"Well, I created this stamp that says Up With Fluffernutter in three languages, including Welsh!"

"I'd like a divorce."

:)

[Call Me Wesley]

22. I'm too lazy right now

and heading for a smoke, otherwise, I'd soooo make the stamp saying 'Up With Fluffernutter.'

Well, perhaps after my smoke break: ;)

[Forkboy]

23. Ok, but if Heidi asks it wasn't my idea, I've never spoken to you, and I have a lawyer.

:)

[Call Me Wesley]

24. I have two lawyers,

and a stamp! :rofl:

[Forkboy]

28. HA!

Phase 1 of my plan is complete! Now you must stamp that everywhere you go!

I suspect by the time we're done we're going to need all the lawyers at our disposal. :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

29. Phase IV for you coming ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTv4WYHsncQ

I'll stamp that everywhere, but for now, it's nighty night for me! ;)

[madinmaryland]

36. Uh-oh! Belicheck was video taping you and he IS pissed!

:hide:

[gratuitous]

15. My virginity!

And here I thought I'd lost it all those years ago.

[Broken_Hero]

17. ash, lint,

some dust

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. a piece of a plastic price tag attachment, potato chip crumbs, and

a quetzal.

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. The Lindbergh baby!

(eyes bug out in astonishment)

[TrogL]

25. a lot of beard hair (considering I'm at work I hope that'd beard hair)

...otherwise the janitors have a lot of 'splainin' to do.

I knew I was shedding but not that bad.

[abq e streeter]

26. several nice resiny roaches, a book of matches, and...uh , what was the question?

[azmouse]

27. I found the baby Alien!

[mitchum]

30. Cat hairs and crumbs

[kayakjohnny]

31. Crap...

...pubes.

[Ikonoklast]

32. Nada. Zero. Zilch

You guys are slobs.























I just cleaned it real good this morning.

[kedrys]

33. No!

It's my laptop, plus I have to keep docked at all times since it got zapped and the USB port croaked, so no. :P

[City of Mills]

34. Enough weed for a joint!

Nah, just kidding :)

[sakabatou]

35. I found Grovelbot