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Edited on Mon Oct-26-09 05:34 PM by LeftishBrit
Come all you romantic young fellows Thinking to work on a farm Listen a while to me story It may serve to keep you from harm.
When I was a dashing young fellow, Me age it was just seventeen, I hired meself to a farmer At a Horse Fair in Ballinascreen.
His farm was way up the mountains There amidst heather and bog The stock I had to look after A donkey, a goat and a dog.
The master, meself and his mother We lived in a tumbledown shack. She wasn't a day under ninety And her bones were beginning to crack. She sat in a chair by the fire And never would go to her bed And when I arose every morning She'd be sitting there nodding her head!
The master turned out an old miser His heart was as hard as a stone He worked me from dawn till dark In a month I was just skin and bone.
For we never ate nothing but porridge. He said it would make me a man. It very near made me a dead one We sucked it straight out of the pan.
We'd two old hens and a rooster. One day they all died of the croup So he plucked them, boiled them and salted them And fed us all week on the soup!
Misfortunes they rarely comes single For then the old nanny goat died So he skinned it, he boiled it and salted it And made himself shoes from the hide
He was the most frugal of farmers But me I was going insane. Poor Fido he died of distemper. I was sent for the salt once again.
When I saw what happened to Fido, Not a wink could I sleep all that night. Up with the lark in the morning, I got the most terrible fright!
His poor mother was laid by the fire When I made for the door he cried "Halt" "Where are ye going so early? Come back here and fetch me the salt!"
I didn't stop running for a fortnight And I've never been since at a fair!
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