What should I do at the restaurant tomorrow?

[Whitacre D_WI]

Poll question: What should I do at the restaurant tomorrow?

I'm driving down to Chicago tomorrow to visit my friend who will be coming into town. We may end up eating at RandomKoolzip's restaurant (maybe not, but assume that we are for the purposes of this poll). What should I do?

[Catshrink]

1. Be nice!

And send us a full report.

[northzax]

2. two words

dine n dash.

[JohnLocke]

6. That's three words.

:D

[JohnLocke]

3. Speak only in rhyme.

And get the herbs, especially thyme.

[northzax]

4. use only haiku

sevens sandwiched by two fives
that should freak them out.

[eyesroll]

5. As long as it doesn't involve me bailing you out of jail...

Or me getting myself stuck in jail, I guess.

[kmla]

7. I'm not quite sure about dining habits in Chicago...

... but I think pooping in the lobster tank is frowned upon pretty much everywhere.

But it probably would convince most people to stay away from the 'surf 'n turf' for the evening...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Why not dress up as obnoxious Swedish sex robots?

[tigereye]

9. I've heard that there are geat restaurants in Chicago

have fun. Blues, blues, and more blues. Sigh. My sister went to Indiana U at Bloomington for grad school and she used to go to Chicago a lot.

[Susang]

10. I've been to the restaurant that RandomKoolZip works at

Before he worked there, of course. Sorry, no lobster tank, but there will be lots of fancy imported beer for you to drink, since it's really more of a brew pub than a fancy restaurant. Have fun & here's a link if you want to read more about it:
http://entertainment.metromix.chicagotribune.com/top/1,1419,M-Metromix-Dining-!PlaceDetail-4284,00.html

Myself, I'll probably be taking a friend from out of town to Underground Wonderbar since she's staying at the Knickerbocker down the street. :-)

[MrScorpio]

11. Hire some local beefcakes to parade in and jump up on the tables...

Have them strip and declare that it's Ladies Night Only with a big sign outside.

"Tonite for one night only the Chippendails" sic

Schwing!!

[Insider]

12. tell them you can only eat zen lotus style

on the floor, because:

a) praying non-stop for world peace (how can they refuse)
b) inner ear infection acts up at high altitude
c) writing term paper on 'looking UNDER tables and UP skirts'
d) sciatica (or Psy-Attica)