CONFESS!!!!!!!! (just confess some dark secret about yourself)

[LynneSin]

Me - I once mooned a Pennsylvania State Police Officer when I was 16 years old.

What your deep dark confession??

[bif]

1. I stole a carton of cigs when I was a kid

There. It's out. I feel better.

[LynneSin]

5. There - you're forgiven!!

From the pope nonetheless!!

[bif]

13. Thanks. Now I can finally move on...

[LynneSin]

15. You just seemed like you needed closure

:D

[pagerbear]

2. I used to work in adult bookstores!

And I did naughty things there too!

[GOPisEvil]

3. A friend and I (he was driving) drove onto a private girls' camp...

...in the middle of the night...

...and did donuts in the middle of their soccer field...

Sorry it's not racier than that...:D

[blondeatlast]

78. Yikes, I have a dirty mind.

I thought "doing donuts" might have been a reference to, well, you know...

I think I just outed my dark confession!

[NJCher]

4. I thought I killed my brother

When I knocked him on the forehead with a croquet mallet.

Also (BONUS CONFESSION!)

I wiped out my Dad's collection of restored Model-A's when I was 14 years old. He had just "taught" me to drive, so I decided to try parallel parking on my own.


Cher

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. I kissed a girl for the first time and lost my virginity on the same day

I was a late bloomer, but I made up for it in rapid style.

[Name removed]

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[BurtWorm]

26. I have a crush on Andrea Barber--Kimmie of Full House

She's legal now, I think.

:evilfrown:

[LynneSin]

29. The damn twins are a few months from being legal

Geez I remember when they were infants

[johnnie]

8. Well

When I was a teen I needed a pack of smokes. So..I went into a donut shop and swiped the Jerry's kids money thingie on the counter. I went out back and took the 40 cents (that was the price then) for a pack and snuck the thingie back into the donut shop.
I was young and it was a long time ago...

[jpgray]

9. There are ELO songs I really like (nt)

[LynneSin]

10. HEY - I love ELO

I own a ton of their stuff in both Album AND CD form

:mad:

[jpgray]

16. My first year of college 'Showdown' was our dorm hall's theme song

:D

[hippiechick]

11. I lost my virginity to my sister's boyfriend ....

shoplifted a time or two when i was on my own and starving ...

:evilgrin:

[Intelsucks]

12. I took mom's 1978 Buick LeSabre out for a midnight spin when I was 12

I burned up 1/4 tank of gas. That's how I got caught. I was grounded for a month.

[swag]

14. I just farted very loudly

and blamed it on the cat.

[TahitiNut]

17. I enjoy listening to Yanni.

Kenny G, too.

[felonious thunk]

18. I've been both cow tipping and pumpkin smashing

I'm sure you're not surprised to hear this, LynneSin

[LynneSin]

19. That's a Perry County Standard

Geez, if you haven't then I would think you were lying to me about where you grew up

:crazy:

[jpgray]

20. All my farmer hick pals told me cow tipping is a myth

Cows don't sleep standing up, you wouldn't get close unless it was a dairy cow, etc.

[felonious thunk]

25. Well, I didn't say I was "successful" at it

I don't as to the relative ability to actually tip a cow over, as they always either "woke up" or whatever as anyone got close, and besides which, we're all too scared to actually do it. Essentially we ran through a field, got shit on our shoes, and ran away from the scary cows.

[StopTheMorans]

27. that's true!

you can't tip dairy cows. they don't sleep standing up, and if a few are standing, you sure as hell can't tip them (my buddy who used to play rugby, 6'5 245, hit a cow running full speed and bounced off it, the cow barely moved). i live in Boston now; can you tell i didn't grow up here;)?

[XNASA]

21. I am in fact the evil Overlord 'Vrodusch Gaurk'

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped, is kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Also...I once flew into a rage and killed a messenger who brought me bad news, just to illustrate how evil I really am.

But that's about it. I've done a few other notorious things, but I wouldn't really call them 'secrets'.

[northzax]

24. you just thought you killed that messenger

in fact, he is the illegitimate son of your brother, leading the revolution against you.

some advice, get thee a food taster.

[XNASA]

28. Food? What's that?

I survive on energy that I suck from the souls of my enemies. It's a prerequisite for us immortals.

Besides, who's got time to stop and eat in this day and age.

[northzax]

22. I once got busy

in a burger king bathroom.

[BurtWorm]

23. Cleaning the latrines?

;)

[VelmaD]

30. I did the nasty...

with someone who, let's just say, wasn't exactly "free".

[BurtWorm]

31. He was a prostitute!

:o

[VelmaD]

32. Good Lord NO!!!

*blushes furiously*

I never thought of that interpretation of "free". Not what I meant at all.

Meant he wasn't exactly "free" to have sex with whoever he wanted.

[BurtWorm]

35. Phew! For a second I thought you were talking about Karl Rove!

;)

[VelmaD]

36. Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

Gross. Ick :puke:

[BurtWorm]

37. I bet your deep, dark secret doesn't feel so deep or dark after that!

B-)

[VelmaD]

38. *shudder*

No, I feel much better about myself now. *smooch* Thanks. :)

Hell, having slept with a married man seems absolutely tame in comparison. ;)

[XNASA]

33. Well, I'm not free either...........

....but am I cheap.

[VelmaD]

34. I plead the 5th...

as anything I say may serve to get Mrs. XNASA to come after me with a butcher knife. ;)

[SOteric]

39. I once had a crush on a priest,

(As a young girl) and will no doubt roast in hell for coaxing a variety of impure thoughts into his mind.

[VelmaD]

40. You Slattern

Yup, it's hell in a handbasket for you missy.

[SOteric]

43. Oh no, - I'm tidy. I'm just hot for Father Myron Murphy.

:loveya:

[VelmaD]

44. I shoulda known...

you would actually know that word had more than one meaning. You're a smarty every day. :)

[TrogL]

41. I had lustful thoughts about a twink on the bus

I think he noticed.

[skip fox]

42. Hi! My name is skip and I'm a

CAPTIONaholic.

[TXlib]

45. It's all my fault.

Whatever is wrong, it's my fault.

And I'm not sorry I did it, either! :P

[Red State Rebel]

46. I stole an eyeshadow from KMart when I was 12.....got busted!

[woo me with science]

47. i select my avatar carefully. nt

[flamingyouth]

48. I ate a cupcake for breakfast this morning

Well, it's not that dark and deep, but I somehow felt the need to confess it. ;-)

[Whitacre D_WI]

49. Um... well...

I am the Lindbergh baby.

Oh, wow. It felt really good to finally be able to get that off my chest!

[tigereye]

72. knew there was something funny about you

also you're pretty hip for an 80 (older?) year old guy

[dawn]

50. I shoplifted a few days after my 18th birthday...

Not a good thing. I had to pay to have my record "expunged." I was still in high school, but I didn't get the whole "adult" thing yet.

And for what? A stupid t-shirt and a pair of boxer shorts (this was in 1989, when boxer shorts were cool for a short time.)

I had to also pay a fine and do community service.

My friend got caught too, but she didn't show up for court. I never found out what happened to her.

[VOX]

51. When I was 12, a buddy and I broke into our locked science classroom...

a middle school on a Saturday. We screwed around with the fire extinguishers, broke a door off its hinges, and splattered red dye all over the walls.

Hardly a high crime, but if we'd been caught -- man, can you say "expelled?"

[The empressof all]

52. I'm so ashamed

I once put an open can of tuna fish in the heating duct in the dorm room of a woman who irritated me. I am also guilty of making ex-lax laced brownies which I fed to my then boy-friend (Now husband of 19 years thank-you) Needless to say it was a moving experience for him.

I'm a much nicer person now that middle-age has mellowed me

[regularguy]

53. I was a teenage Ayn Rand devotee.

My excuse is that I was drugged to the gills.

[tigereye]

73. don't feel bad, I was into her for a while

and I was in college. Why I don't recall.

I was going to say that taking drugs could explain people's attraction to her writing and bizarre world view. But I honestly think there is more to it than that. I once wrote a paper in college comparing one of her books ( a short one... don't remember the title) to Shakespeare's Coriolanus. Don't remember why I did that either but it made sense at the time. :)

[LynneSin]

54. For those who need forgiveness: Online Confessional

Let it all out everyone

http://www.absolution-online.com/confessional/

[Imagine If]

55. I used to listen to Rush Limbaugh

It was as a young kid, not knowing a damn thing about politics or the world. But yes-sir-ee indeed I was an EIB listener.

*Hangs head in utter shame*

[BringEmOn]

56. Should be lying naked in a coffin....

After the boys confess their deepest, darkest sexual sins.....

"Hey! It's my turn to be president!"

"No, my daddy said I get to be president, again."

[scarlet_owl]

57. I've had sex in public numerous times.

Never got caught, though. }(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

58. Drugs and Sex

Theres almost nothing that i have not done except for LSD and Married Men

[LynneSin]

59. I did the married man thing once

When I realized he was married I ended it immediately. If the man is cheating on his wife he'll cheat on all the future wives he gets. I don't want anything to do with that.

BTW - I was young and clueless - now I can spot a married man on the prowl a mile away!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. hmm only married men though

married women are fair game..j/k...i just dont like to be a additional burden on a marriage...husband and wife together...now thats another story!

[ohiosmith]

61. I am Keyser Soze.

[bhunt70]

62. I left the cake out in the rain.

[XNASA]

63. So that was YOU? I don't think that I can take it.

'Cause it took so long to bake it.

[ohiosmith]

64. Damn! I don't think that I can take it. It took so long to bake it.

And I'll never have that recipe again.

[VelmaD]

65. Oh no!

:cry:

[LynneSin]

82. Damnit that green icing is melting all over the place

:eyes:

[TheDonkey]

66. broke in and trashed a rival high school's classrooms

well the door was open...

and we didn't trash many rooms....

oh my....

:(

[TXlib]

67. I let the dogs out.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

68. i also tried to kill my brother the day he was born

[MnFats]

69. I shot a man in Reno....

...just to watch him die.

[JM]

76. Did the nasty...

...under a blanket with my woman on the lawn at the Elton John concert in '83

Then again in the middle seat of the station wagon on the way home from the concert. The couple up front and the other couple in the back were oblivious and were wondering why all the truckers were honking as they passed.

:evilgrin:

JM

[UnAmericanJoe]

70. I pee sitting down

[SarahB]

71. I don't have secrets

I'm a boring person. Anytime I even attempt to be bad, even if I'm not, I end up so racked with guilt that I spend months or years trying to analyze why I can't be a perfect human.

[VOX]

77. Hmm...I'll just bet that you have a couple of secrets stashed away...

Ah, I'm just kidding you, SB, and being a Lil' :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

80. Maybe one or two

;)

[Nikia]

74. I dumped myt first boyfriend because of peer pressure

He was the geekist kid in the school. His older half brother was one of the few National Merit scholars in our school district. Anyway, my friends were appalled that I was going with such a geek. They pressured me to dump him and I did. He was very upset and wore a sticker procaliming his love for me. Luckily, this was towards the end of the year and he moved during the summer. This was in sixth grade but I still feel bad about it.
I'd rather not share my deepest darkest secrets. I am really an awful person pretending to be decent person.

[AspenRose]

75. I went to a band social in high school

...and my parents didn't know I had a date waiting for me at the dance.

They didn't approve because he was a different color, but I went anyway.

[marigold20]

79. I wrote "Elect AuH20" all over my HS notebook.

.

[Reality Not Tin Foil]

81. thats nothing

I got mildly high one time when I was pregnant. I cheated in school. I stole cheap jewelry when I was 15. I drove when I could barely see straight. I've got way more.. "I've got enough guilt to start my own religion" (Tori Amos)