So...yeah. Took a few Everclear shots last night.

[armyowalgreens]

190 proof

It was like God. Angry and vengeful.

It smite the shit out of me.

[datasuspect]

1. that's some party licker there, son

stay up for 3 days and do that.

[jobycom]

2. 95% alcohol, 5% impurities. It shore ain't Coors Lite.

I remember the good old days when that stuff would kill a college student somewhere every couple of months or so. Someone would dare a freshman to drain the whole bottle, and he'd be dead by morning. Strong stuff. It's like drinking Tobasco from the bottle--it might be fun on a dare, but no one really gets any enjoyment out of it.

[armyowalgreens]

4. I'd guess that less than a quarter of the bottle would be enough to kill me.

[rucky]

3. How many fingers am I holding up?

[ovidsen]

5. Never again. Not on your life.

I remember doing a few shots of that stuff several decades ago. I was also smoking something at the time.

The next thing I knew, my sofa was on fire. Thankfully, I put it out.

That stuff is only good for running motor vehicles. And it's not very good at that, either.

[armyowalgreens]

8. I couldn't breath for like 30 seconds. My mouth was filled with alcohol fumes.

[Skittles]

6. I WILL KICK YOUR SMITED ASS

YES INDEED

[Danger Mouse]

7. That stuff will knock you right out. Be careful.

[armyowalgreens]

9. Each shot only took about 5 minutes to start kicking in.

Shots of vodka (80 proof) take about 15 at least.

This shit really could knock me out.

[susanr516]

13. It can do more than knock you out

That shit can kill you. I worked with a man whose son died of alcohol poisoning after drinking Everclear. I urge you not to try that again. You're going to need those brain cells when you get to be my age.

[cwydro]

10. I drank some White Lightning in college.

I was hungover for two days.

I still don't like tequila, because the taste reminds me of that Lightning. So many years ago and it still hurts to remember.

[trof]

11. Actually, I believe you were 'smote'.

;-)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. basically it is legal moonshine....

it'll put hair on your chest, son.