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First of all, so this post makes sense: I have never owned a cell phone, I've never wanted one, and I fully intend to never get one. Probably, at some point, if I'm still alive, the government will make me get one. I will never volunteer.
That being said, sometimes it would be convenient to have one. ;)
My car died on me in the Winn Dixie parking lot. At first, I thought my battery was dead. But I was helped by a couple of friendly people who tried to give me a jump. It started to seem like it was my starter instead, something that wasn't going to get resolved in that parking lot last night.
I walked up to the lone pay-phone on the large property... ten years ago there would have been ten.
There was something physically wrong with the phone. I couldn't put quarters in.
So I noticed an ad, right there on the pay-phone. A "star" number for "collect" calls. So I decicded to call my friend. Surely, if he was willing to drive fifteen miles to pick me up, he's not going to mind a fifty-cent phone-call.
So I punched that star code, and the voice said "Enter the number you wish to call." So I did.
Then the same voice came on, unexpectedly, with a menu. "To immediately place this call, press "1."
Luckily, I hesitated, and the menu continues: "To hear an estimate of the cost of this call, press "2."
Of course I pressed two.
"This call will cost approximately thirteen dollars."
This was a local call.
And I was physically barred from putting the fifty cents in the phone.
There was no real slot to put the money in! Sounds like a scam to me!
So I walked into Winn Dixie and nicely asked them to use their phone, and they let me. Yay! I'm home. :)
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