Does Donald Rumsfeld comb his hair with bacon?

[frank frankly]

Judge for yourself:

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And picture this with me:

The Year: 2005
The Place: A Prison, Solitary Confinement
The Scene: Rummy's first press conference, post-conviction for war crimes

Rummy lines up his toiletries and terrorism mementos on his window ledge.

Grumbles and huffs and complains about folklore and untidiness in general and laughs while sputtering that John Kerry is a werewolf.

Suddenly, he hears a question he doesn't like from his toothbrush.

"I don't have to answer that!" he snorts, then turns and storms straight into the cell door.

[swag]

1. Yes

He combs his hair with bacon and you should too.

[frank frankly]

7. if Rummy does it, then gosh gee sure i will!

rummy is swell in every conceivable way.

why, nobody should hate his guts! golly no!

[cliss]

2. No, the problem is

that BeelzeBush described Donald Rum-filled as a 72-year old Sex Symbol. You see, Donald's taken that to heart. Why, just last week he had his hair dyed (see the thread about his late-night visit to the hair stylist).

Donald relishes the idea that he can still wow the ladies. He thinks of himself as a refined, debonair man. He even writes poetry. I've read some of it. I've heard he sends it around the Pentagon. Amazon.com will sell you a book if you're interested. Only 29.95.

I'm sure he's amazed that at his old age, there are certain body parts which still seem to be functioning. Rumor has it that his macho bravado, his obsession with death and killing people has an effect on him........

[Kool Kitty]

6. What thread?

I'd love to read it. On edit: found the thread. :eyes:

[cliss]

8. Oh, good. KK

I was just about to go look for it. Notice how his hair went from grey to brown, in 1 day?

[Kool Kitty]

9. Vanity, thy name is Donald.

An amazing tranformation.

[scottcsmith]

3. And then Rummy hears the dreaded words:

"I want you to toss my salad!"

[frank frankly]

4. "but I'm too old for jail!"

rummy will make one ironic prison-rights advocate, will he not?

[Zinfandel]

5. You lie down with pigs...you comb your hair with them...but I think he

has an elite version of LARD.

[LastKnight]

10. waste of perfectly good bacon

i laugh every time i see this, i was watching it the first time it aired, before i went to work, laughed then, and i never get tired of these thugs getting caught in circle lies.

-LK

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. mmmmmm.... bacon hair....

[frank frankly]

12. kick for the day people

:hi:

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. aww man, now i want bacon again

thanks!

:(

[frank frankly]

15. great signature line, magic rat

mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon!

:hi:

[High Sierra Buck]

14. How dare you say that, he uses a Pork Chop !! .... nt

nt

[bearfan454]

16. Brillcream

A little dab will do you. Anyone remember that commercial ? I do.

[name not needed]

17. kick