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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:30 AM
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Suppose You Wake Up Tomorrow And You're Bisexual
Name me one male and one female celebrity you'd sleep with.

I'll go first...

Female - Kristen Davis (Charlotte from Sex and the City)
Male - Bill Clinton (I'm sure the pillow talk would be worth it)

You?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:35 AM
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1. i am bisexual (and then some)
girl: angelina jolie

male: actor who plays ARAGON

too many intergendered people to mention...and not enought on TV

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veganwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:39 AM
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3. vigo mortenson (spelling?)
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:07 PM
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14. What exactly does "And then some" mean?
Doesn't 'bisexual' pretty much cover all the human bases?

Unless you're pansexual... (anything that moves... and sheep had better run from you!)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:11 PM
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17. i am pansexual and sheep have nothing to do with it
i just dont think that two genders really cover the span of humanity...where do all the andro/intergendered/transgendered/transexuals go?
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:30 PM
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24. Forgive me my ignorance.
the sheep comment was just a joke, not meant to offend.

I am looking at it from a genetic level... regardless of psychological identity, or presense/absense/surgical alteration of genitals, everybody is either XX or XY, except for a very few who are something else.

While I agree that gender doesn't necessarily equate to sexuality, I do think that M/F spans the set.

So, what does the term pansexual mean to you? I thought I just made it up...
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Squeegee Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:23 PM
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23. Viggo Mortensen *NM*
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tigerbeat Donating Member (475 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 01:37 PM
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32. those are the exact two my girlfriend has...
....my two are
male: johnny depp
female: janeane garofalo
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:36 AM
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2. No problem
Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 11:37 AM by Rowdyboy
George Clooney (who wouldn't)
and
Chelsey Clinton (to get the real inside story)
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:41 AM
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oh those are good choices
I forgot Chelsea, I had the biggest crush on her in Junior High.
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Doctor Pedantic Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:40 AM
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4. This is an easy one.
Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 11:47 AM by Doctor Pedantic
Hugh Jackman and Halle Berry -- despite how each of them looked in X-Men!


Wait, maybe it's not so easy after all, because there's also Jude Law and Naomi Watts.
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:41 AM
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5. Geeze, the only thing I could think of when I read that was
If I woke up bisexual, I'd be missing out on getting twice as much sex as I do now!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:44 AM
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7. highly unlikely!
Edited on Tue Mar-16-04 12:03 PM by lionesspriyanka
on edit: that was not meant to be offensive..but i dont think we bi's really get more sex
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:13 PM
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18. my point was
twice as many ways to get rejected...
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:16 PM
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19. ohh i am sure not!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:19 PM
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21. Oh, thanks
I feel better.
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adriennel Donating Member (776 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:43 AM
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6. Angelina Jolie for sure
though I'd take Kristin Davis too :9
Johnny Depp!! loved him since that terrible show 21 Jump Street
oh and the other day I was a little attracted to Bill Maher--I like a sense of humor.
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veganwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:45 AM
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8. already bisexual
male- ed norton, joaquin phoenix (see sig line), maynard

female- kate winslet, lead female singer from lacuna coil, carrie-anne moss
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Padraig18 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:46 AM
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9. Since I'm gay...
Woman: Halle Berry *drool* :)

Man: Toss-up between Rob Lowe and Ben Affleck. *double drool* :)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:54 AM
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10. Rob Lowe isnt he republican?
also your BF is cuter than any repub.
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Doctor Pedantic Donating Member (210 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:02 PM
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12. I Don't Think So
I've seen him speak at a number of Democratic events, and remember, the infamous sex tape was made when he was in Atlanta for the 1988 Democratic Convention.

He did end up working for Arnold, though. At a Howard Dean fundraiser in LA last fall, I talked to Martin Sheen for a few minutes and kidded him about the Rob/Arnold thing. Sheen just shook his head and smiled, and said, "Let's just say that if he was still on our show, we wouldn't have let him do this!"
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:05 PM
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13. hmm
still supporting arnold is just weird!
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 11:55 AM
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11. Well this is a bit weird
(What else should I expect from MR!)

Female (Do I really have to choose just one???) - Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Sheryl Crow, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mimi Rogers, Charleze Theron (sp?)...

Male - Brad Pitt (I am VERY hetero, but damn, that guy is hot.)
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:07 PM
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15. okay
Christopher Meloni & Mariska Hargitay (even though she's kinda skinny for me)

See, wasn't that easy? ;)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:09 PM
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16. Bonus! They both work at the same place!
Convenience is an added bonus. That's a good pair. Yeow!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:18 PM
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20. Mm-hmmm... I thought so.
;)
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Squeegee Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:22 PM
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22. I'm bisexual too...
... and I would sleep with:

male - George Clooney (or Sean Connery if George isn't available)
female - Charlize Theron (or Cameron Diaz if Charlize isn't around)
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adamblast Donating Member (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:51 PM
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25. I'd spend the night with Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston.
They're not only sexy, but they're good goofy fun.

I like people that don't take their romps too seriously.

Then I'd steal their baby. :D
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:55 PM
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26. Already tried it
Nothing against it, but it did nothing for me.

If I woke up as a gay woman: k.d. lang, no ifs ands or buts.

If I woke up as a gay man: Oh, I don't know. Maybe RuPaul because he'd be so much fun, and looks good in and out of drag.

I chose my partners from among gay people because if I were gay and they weren't what chance would I have anyway? :shrug:
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afraid_of_the_dark Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:56 PM
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27. Jude Law and Liv Tyler.
'Nuff said.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:57 PM
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28. Sure why not...
Liam Neeson and Gillian Anderson.
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 12:58 PM
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29. My hubby and I play this game all the time...
Female - Catherine Zeta Jones
Male - Jon Stewart
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 01:08 PM
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30. Catherine Zeta Jones and Jon Stewart
those are really good ones
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elfwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-16-04 01:34 PM
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31. thanks...
If I had a time machine I'd want to go back and do Bettie Page.
My hubby is aware of my Jon Stewart fixation. He just says that someday when our animated show gets off ther ground that Jon and I can't record our lines at the same time.
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