The Ron White Theory:

[Brigid]

"You can't fix stupid."

True story: In January 2008 I had a heart attack at work. I didn't know what it was, but I knew I had never felt anything like it. The idiot foremen didn't call 911 like I told them to, even though by that time others were hollering the same thing, including one woman who had had three heart attacks herself. The friend I rode to work with took me to the hospital. I ended up having bypass surgery. I didn't go back to work there after I recovered, primarily because I didn't trust them. Not long ago, the friend who took me to the hospital told me that someone else had had a heart attack at work too, and the same thing happened -- they didn't call an ambulance. This time, the person died. The family is considering a lawsuit.

Please post your favorite "You can't fix stupid" story. It can be funny or serious. But it must be true. So let's hear them.

[Richardo]

1. My Ron White Theory is: He's not funny...

...but a lot of people disagree with me on that. I find the cigar/scotch prop too much of an affectation and his observations pretty banal.