WOW! WalMart is courting more upscale customers!

[HopeHoops]

Great marketing plan - raise the prices on cheap shit from China and label it as PREMIUM! That's the ticket!

Fuck WalMart.

[Moondog]

1. WalMart is the only place I can think of where, after I've been there,

I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom.

[MajorChode]

2. You should always anyway

I take a shower in the morning and wrap my privates in two layers of clean cotton. It's a safe bet that Mr. Happy is cleaner than my hands at any given time.

[baldguy]

3. And you drink only pure spring water or rain water, and only 100% pure grain alcohol.

POE
OPE

[Orrex]

8. When did you first become... well... develop this theory?

[baldguy]

9. Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

[MajorChode]

10. I have industrial sized kidneys

I can drink Mexican beer and piss spring water.

[HopeHoops]

4. That's appropriate, since the only reason I EVER go in there is if I really need to pee.

well, unless there's a Burger King around - I'll pee there.

Mostly a social statement in both cases, but there is the necessary bodily function issue.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Hey now, Wal-Mart is upscale.

[arcadian]

6. We are DOOMED!

:scared:

[flying rabbit]

7. That's why I don't frequent Wal-mart.

Damn dress codes!

[Nicole Lambeth]

11. print this out and take it with you

[krispos42]

12. Is there a downscale market that they were missing?

There's a reason I usually only go in the early AM. Although my local Wal-Mart is extremely clean and the area isn't really red-neckish. But it has it's moments.