Do you have a catchphrase?

[Fire Walk With Me]

Lately, I've been trying out "Oh yeah? Next time, use your DICK!", just to see how many contexts into which it may fit.

Might you have a catchphrase?

[NightWatcher]

1. what you talking about Willis?

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. D'oh!

[NightWatcher]

4. that's what she said

[Habibi]

3. Reminds me of my husband's favorite:

"Otherwise, we'll be sitting here with our dicks in our hands."

[Skittles]

7. who is this WE and OUR, Habibi?

[Habibi]

17. Generally, people of the male persuasion.

Although I've been known to utter the phrase with the word "figurative" mixed in. As in: "I'm sitting here with my figurative dick in my hand."

[Skittles]

38. I WILL KICK YOUR FIGURATIVE DICK ASS

alright that just plain sounds wrong :o

[JTG of the PRB]

5. I'm just sayin'...

I use that one way too much. I've been trying to use "Holy frijoles!" more often, but it's just not sticking.

[Skittles]

6. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

I think that may be mine

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Winner

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Yes INDEED

:hide:

[rucky]

9. WHAA- HAPPENED?

[Raffi Ella]

10. haha. Wonder how much use you'll get outta that...

Mine is "Life Is Too Short".

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. The mean part of me seeks to combine parts of your catchphrase and mine.

[Raffi Ella]

31. right!

Lotsa uses for a saying like that and it would go over SO well- :evilgrin:

[Ohio Joe]

12. While I don't think I've ever used it on DU

I am very well know for throwing out a "What could possibly go wrong" more often then people want to hear.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Ooh, incantatory.

Points for bravery!

[Ohio Joe]

22. It goes over great at meetings

You know, upper management tells you what they want done and how long it will take you. You listen for an hour, all the time thinking... WTF? Then as everyone is leaving and shaking their heads, you look at the most dejected member of the team and tell them "What could possibly go wrong". At first it is good for laughs from the team (at least) but eventually even they don't want to hear it :D

[flvegan]

25. Oops.

Wrong place.

[Brigid]

15. "Now there goes the next president of Mensa."

I use it at work, usually under my breath, all the time. :eyes:

[HopeHoops]

16. "If it was up your ASS you would know!"

And then there is "That's what SHE said".

I never miss an opportunity to use one of those two.

[Danger Mouse]

18. Mine is 'I didn't do it.'

It's totally original. Came up with it myself.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Look behind you. You've left a trail of dotted lines throughout the house and yard.

You are a Family Circus cast member.

[Texasgal]

19. "christ on a turd ball!"

My favorite as of late... :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

20. ALL Y'ALL CAN GO FUCK YOSELFS

that's mine

[davsand]

23. Stupid oughtta hurt.

You will be amazed at how often it is applicable.

Another that I use on a regular basis is "Assholes abound." Sadly, it ia also applicable WAY too often.

:shrug:


Laura

[AlCzervik]

24. no but i have a logo and a mission statement.

Catch phrase, i don't think so.

[TZ]

26. Sadly because of working in a corporate environment

I tend to say "it is what it is" alot

[triguy46]

27. Catchphrase, like when I'm pissed? "Well, fuck me naked"

Don't really know what it is supposed to convey, but it works for me.

[Ohio Joe]

30. I have a friend that uses something similar

She goes with "well fuck me slowly with chainsaw". :rofl:

[flvegan]

28. "Ambitious, but rubbish."

Every time I see something stupid. No matter if it's a software or network problem, or just some idiot who is doing/has done something terribly wrong. I use it at work, A LOT. Stolen, unabashedly from Top Gear because it's just perfect.

I also use "How hard can it be?" quite a bit. But I was using this LONG before my TG addiction.

[sniffa]

29. "Really? Fucking really?"

Also, "Really Dave?"

[pokerfan]

32. Do I look like a people person?

and:

Ah, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.

[Raffi Ella]

47. "Ah, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again."

lol, I like that one.

[mitchum]

33. "Fuck that!"

[Inchworm]

34. "Go do X stuff"

Go do kid stuff

Go do puppy stuff

Go do baby stuff

Go do freak stuff

go do daughter stuff

etc.

:)

[keroro gunsou]

35. mine is

sweet mother of discipline. don't ask. just don't ask

and no, that's not a new pet name for midlo-san... :evilgrin:

[Duer 157099]

36. Mine is boring: Just do it

It's my default

[Raffi Ella]

48. I say that to myself ALL the time.

"JUST DO IT bitch!"

[Moondog]

49. Try substituting "emulate Nike".

[applegrove]

37. I used to say "if you know what I mean" all the time. Because I have

a kind of aphasia that makes me not make sense (some of the time) and I was very conscious of it at the time.

[ThoughtCriminal]

39. It was like that when I got here.

[mcctatas]

40. much to the dismay of my friends, when we are out drinking I am

often heard saying "The night is but a fetus"

[LostInAnomie]

41. That's as (ugly, smelly, stupid, etc.) as barfed on shit

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

42. Down 'n dirty, rude 'n crude. Always easy, NEVER cheap!

An' you can take dat to da bank.

[Kali]

43. oh shit

and its corollary, "oh shit, not again"

[Iggo]

44. Know'm say'n?

[NuttyFluffers]

45. "icky poo, eww nasty!"

apply as inappropriately as you please.

there's the ubiquitous "take care!" as a farewell.

i recently started borrowing "i like turtles" when i am at a loss for words.

i love quoting a bit more obscure sources. such as "My anus is bleeding!" or "my spoon is too big." from Don Hertzfeldt's cartoons. or "Do you still think I'm scrumptious?" or "What a beautiful nightmare!" from Samurai Showdown 4. and my favorite from a chinese action movie "So much blood, so much violence, so many die.... it was fun! (then character promptly dies and credits roll, /throw your head back and close your eyes to simulate act of dying really fast)" -- i save that one after a few people and i endure something grueling.

[lightningandsnow]

46. Awkward turtle.

[jobycom]

50. Two. "It sure is pretty to think so." and "Jesus Goddamned Fucking Christ."

Depends on whether I'm driving.

[Moondog]

51. "Are we having fun yet?"

[MGKrebs]

52. I don't have a catchphrase, but I do have theme music.

You know how Samuel L. Jackson, and John Travolta always have cool music playing when they walk? I have that. It's "Mustang Sally". I don't know where it comes from, but it always plays when I am out walking.