The Twitter Game

[Dr. Strange]

I hate the twitter. Nonetheless, let's play the twitter game, in which we post twits, and try to guess who the twittee is.

P.S. I care so little for the twitter, that you can just make up lines if you want. I'm cool with that shit.

[Dr. Strange]

1. These are from an actual twittee:

FYI: If I am found dead, hanging in a hotel armoir, with a shoelace around my junk, it was murder. Get some detectives up in that bitch.

FYI: Likewise if I am killed in a skydiving accident. It is not an accident. I did not jump out of a plane voluntarily. Bring justice.

Batter Blaster, spray pancakes in a can, are a breakfast abomination before God. Great title for a porn movie, though.

I'm thinking about suing Lucky Charms because there's no leprechaun inside. After that, Ho Hos.

My friend Jill just told me that there's a town in Oregon where the women are topless, but they have beards. I don't even care if its true.

Who the fuck are John and Kate? Just a couple with 8 kids? I've made some bad life choices, where the fuck's my show?

23/6 has a poll going for America's Sexiest Comedian. What's next, driest swimmer? For fuck's sake.

Twilight: On noez, Edward has to suck the venom out. That line NEVER works for me. "No, you have to or I'll change to werewolf!" Nope.





Here's a tiny hint: It's NOT Midlo.

[TZ]

2. .

For someone who hates the twitter, you sure know alot about it....

[Dr. Strange]

3. What? I just found out about these from Facebook.

Don't make me start a twitter account to start griping about you!

[TZ]

4. Hah!

What are you gonna gripe at me about? I'm not pevvy enough for you? I like Country music? oooh...here's one...I actually kinda feel sorry for Raiders fans....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Dear twitter

I would like to open an account with your fine institution. I would like my account to be titled, "TZ sucks and is annoying the hell out of me." In addition, I would like to use this as my user photo.



Thank you for your assistance.

[TZ]

7. Goddamnit!

I had forgotten about that picture...I could go another 6 months without seeing it either....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

6. This one's fake. Maybe.

Shitty day: Connery was on. What an ass.


Mother fucker Connery was on again. Hate him.


Damn it! Connery's going to be back tomorrow. I'm calling in sick.


Threatened the producers today. I told them if they book Connery again, I'm leaving the show.


The goofball from Seattle won today. Seems nice, but keeps complaining about some guy named flvegan.