Please help...I've gained 55 pounds in 2 weeks.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was weighed at my doctors a few weeks ago.

Then today, I weighed myself at home and I was 55 pounds heavier.

I stepped off the scale, set my dogs on the floor, and burst into tears.

Has this ever happened to anyone else before??

[bigjohn16]

1. You have only one option.

Kill the dog. Sorry.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Boo!

x(

[Ptah]

3. Yes. here's a picture of just before I

set the dog on the floor.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Damn, that's a nice pic Ptah...

I always look at your family pictures. :)

[Ptah]

6. Thanks, LFP

[Dystopian]

7. Sweet....

Too cute...
:loveya:

peace~

[Dystopian]

5. Yes!

:cry:
But it was only one 40 pound dog and a 5 pound pair of boots.
:loveya:

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. But I was wearing clogs!!

But actually, 10 pounds of the weight was probably due to doggy drool!

:yourock: :loveya:

[Dystopian]

18. Doggie drool

is my new scent...I need some of that 'man' scent that you bought in a gallon jug. I need to sprinkle it around my house to get rid of the doggie scent...:o

Are you home?:hug:

peace~

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Yes, I am home, finally...

I mowed my lawn today, then I took a shower. Now, I have "man scent" again. :-(

I think my pores are plugged with pollen. :hug:

[Richard Steele]

9. 27 pounds per week? I think you need a new scale. THAT'S JUST NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE. nm

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. That's just an average.

Don't let statistics fool you.

[Richard Steele]

19. Average or not, it's simply not possible.

nm

[DarkTirade]

10. Two words for you.

Pregnancy test.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. I swallowed a pregnancy test today.

How to you retrieve them?

[DarkTirade]

16. There's only one easy way

but it involves a tuba.

[merh]

13. put your dog down before you step on the scale the next time.

x(

and depending on the breed of your dog, you may need to cut back on his treats - 55 lbs is a pretty big pup.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Finally. Someone here makes sense.

:hug:

[Skittles]

15. you want I should kick some fat canine ass, LFP?

yes INDEED :7

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Please don't hurt my doggies Skittles...

PLEASE! :hug: