Tota**y freaked out. I met somebody *ast night.

[crim son]

He's trave*ed everywhere and used the term "*uddites" when describing a set of friends i.e. he is inte**igent, *iterate. He's b*onde, not my type but I cou*dn't stop *ooking at him. He's ten years o*der than I am. He's... he's...

Oh, I am screwed.

I have to te** somebody, so I'm posting this.

[cwydro]

1. Hi crimmy!

Did I miss something? Where are your Ls?:)

[crim son]

2. Gone, gone, gone they've been gone so *ong.

Gone, gone, gone, so *ong.

Keyboard is broken. Missing that *etter and some symbo*s. Hi, cwydro!

[mainegreen]

3. I find your lack of L's disturbing.

Ok crimmy, tell me about the keyboard jack on you laptop.

how many holes in it? Is there one square one?

[crim son]

4. I did respond to your *ast request.

Nine ho*es, p*us one rectangu*ar one.

Hi, mainegreen! If I cou*d, I'd post a waving smi*ey here!

[mainegreen]

5. 9? 9!??? are you sure?

Is the connector round, about 1/3 inch across?

[crim son]

6. Okay.

Seven. I just *ooked again and have NO IDEA why yesterday I counted nine ho*es (s*aps forehead, hard).

[mainegreen]

7. Ok, which of these two is it:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/DIN-7_Diagram.svg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/MiniDIN-6_Connector_Pinout.svg

The first or the second?

[crim son]

8. Neither.

This one has three ho*es *ined up horizonta**y at the top, then four underneath that, then a rectangu*ar ho*e at the bottom.
I'** try to find a pic.

[backtoblue]

9. could it be....

*ove possibi*y????

[crim son]

10. I don't want to think about that.

*ove ruins everything.

[backtoblue]

11. You're Right!!!

We must then focus on a** the *ovely possibi*ities that can come from this wonderfu* encounter!!!

(sorry, you're lack of "l's" is funny to me!)

[Aristus]

12. I'm happy for you, crimmy. That tingly feeling you get when you meet someone new

and exciting is one of the best (and worst) feelings in the world. The uncertainty can be both exhilarating and unnerving. Whatever this guy is like, be true to yourself, and don't SETTLE! Enjoy the ride! B-) :hug:

[NJmaverick]

13. Sally loves lobbing yellow lemons and lollipops at laggards

sorry, you might want to try substituting the number 1, it might look better.

As for your situation, hang in there, things have a way of working themselves out.

[Kali]

14. you can post smileys by clicking the "Smilies lookup table"

just above the subject line box in the "reply" box. A popup window will open and all the DU smilies are there, just point and click they will go to the end of any text and then you can cut and past to insert elsewhere. (make sure the cursor is actually in the text box - not the subject line before clicking on a smiley)

[Bucky]

15. What the L?

I mean, where the L?

[BarenakedLady]

16. Good luck, Sweetie.

:D