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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 12:21 AM
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I saw a guy smoking a cigarette while pumping gas today.
He was so sexy, so I yelled, "Hey, there big boy!"
But, he got all angry and left in a huff. Why? :(
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 12:23 AM
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1. One thing about gas and cigarettes....
guys like that will be back for more ;)

good night elshiva.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 12:24 AM
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2. you sure he was not wrinkly and frumpy ?
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 12:30 AM
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4. No, I think it was that great stud...
LeftyFingerPop. :loveya:
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 12:27 AM
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3. If you are too sexy while pumping gas
it can ignite. Save the cigarette for basking in the afterglow.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 01:23 PM
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5. Maybe he went to buy more cigarettes
:shrug:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-10-09 02:03 PM
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6. His keys were in his ears.
He didn't hear you.
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