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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:21 AM
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You win. I'm the fuck out of here...
to go take a shower.

Then, I'm going to get a salad that ha marinated chicken in it...with blue cheese dressing.

Then, I will vacuum out my truck.

Then, I have to go buy some socks and underwear.

Then, I don't know, I'll probably play with my dogs...rub their bellies until their back legs start to spasm.

Then, maybe a little yard work.

Then, I'll come and stare at DU for awhile while drooling on my shirt.

Then, I'll do a few shots of whiskey, smoke some weed, and start posting again.

+1

44-6

epic win
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:25 AM
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1. Who says
I have nothing to do?
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:30 AM
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2. life of riley
5-0
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:32 AM
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3. Enjoy your day!
:hi:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:33 AM
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4. Thanks Rosie, you also...
:hi:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:33 AM
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5. Why are you buying underwear?
Have you started wearing clothes?

Jeezus, I feel so betrayed. :cry:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:34 AM
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7. I'm going on a trip.
Otherwise, I wouldn't bother...
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 11:06 AM
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9. Those pesky uptight police officers are really a pain in the ass sometimes.
What with their 'I'm arresting you for indecent exposure' and their 'I don't want to have to taser you again!' and all that crap.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:34 AM
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6. I hope you're still coming to the Utica meetup.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-03-09 10:36 AM
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8. .
:rofl: How you can be so goddamn funny with so few words, I will never know.
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