Cosmo says I'm fat.

[leeroysphitz]

Well I ain't down with that.

[Shell Beau]

1. Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin

[bigwillq]

2. And I'm thinking 'bout stickin....

[leeroysphitz]

3. I'm little in the middle but I got much back....

[bigwillq]

5. I like 'em round and big

[leeroysphitz]

6. Real thick n' juicy?

[bigwillq]

7. So find that juicy double

[Shell Beau]

8. mix-a-lot's in trouble

beggin' for a piece of that bubble

[bigwillq]

9. So I'm lookin at rock videos

[Shell Beau]

11. knock-kneed bimbos walkin like ho's

[bigwillq]

12. You can have them bimbos

[Shell Beau]

13. I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

[bigwillq]

14. A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya

[Shell Beau]

15. And take your picture

[bigwillq]

16. I won't cuss or hit ya

[Shell Beau]

17. but I gotta be straight when I say I wanna **** 'til the break of dawn

baby got it goin' on

[bigwillq]

18. A lot of simps won't like this song

what's a simp?

[Shell Beau]

19. Good question! A punk?

Cause them punks like to hit and quit it and I'd rather stay and play

[bigwillq]

20. Cause I'm long and I'm strong

[Shell Beau]

21. And I'm down to get the friction on

[bigwillq]

22. So, ladies!

[Shell Beau]

23. Yeah

[bigwillq]

24. Ladies!

[Shell Beau]

25. Yeah

[bigwillq]

26. If you wanna roll my Mercedes

[Shell Beau]

27. Then turn around, stick it out

[bigwillq]

28. Even white boys got to shout

[Shell Beau]

29. Baby Got Back!

:bounce:

[bigwillq]

30. Yeah baby, when it comes to females

[Shell Beau]

32. Cosmo ain't got nothing to do wiht my selection

[bigwillq]

35. ....

Yeah! Back to cosmo! That was fun!

:) :hi:

[Shell Beau]

36. Ha! Something about that song makes you want to finish it.

:hi: :P

[bigwillq]

37. 36-24-36? ha ha, only if she's 5-3

[Shell Beau]

38. Haha! I didn't mean to make you finish it.

I was just laughing at how far we got!! :)

[leeroysphitz]

39. LOL! You guys ROCK. :)

[bigwillq]

40. Thanks!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

41. I am getting ready to leave work anyway.

I love getting paid to DU! :) We were much slower tonight than I thought we would be. :)

[av8rdave]

4. Well, screw Cosmo then!

[flvegan]

10. Kramer? What does he know?

[Deep13]

31. My doctor says I am.

Unfortunately the evidence supports his conclusion. :(

[DU GrovelBot]

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[leeroysphitz]

34. I like grovel bot's BUTT and I cannot lie!

You other loungers can't deny that when grovel bot walks in with an itty bitty waist and that square thing in your face you get SPRUNG!