I come to you, members of the DU Lounge with hat in hand seeking

[lazyriver]

help. It has come to my attention the fundie in my office with whom I have a colorful history has given my address and the addresses of a few coworkers, whose souls he sees fit to save, to a number of religious and right wing organizations that seem to enjoy sending their propaganda en mass to mailboxes on their mailing lists. I've received at least 20 pieces of such mail in the last three weeks some of which I find offensive as it promotes discrimination of the LGBT community in various ways and touches on racist talking points in criticizing President Obama.

I want to and will return the favor but do not wish to sign him up for progressive cause mailing lists and newsletters because I don't wish for hard-working non-profit organizations to incur unnecessary expense to serve my plot for revenge.

So first, I ask a question to get an idea how much of an ass I am about to be: Is it wrong to sign him up for whatever free literature I can find that I know he would not find acceptable? I'm thinking along the lines of adult entertainment and marital aid catalogs, maybe a colorful newsletter or two.

Second, anybody know any good ones?

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Go to Barnes and Noble.

Tear out BRCs of every magazine on the rack. Fill them out. Mail them.

He will start getting call after call from collection agencies that want his money. Extremely time consuming.

[lazyriver]

4. Excellent. I knew I came to the right place for help.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

2. NAMBLA

[lazyriver]

5. You get two of these...

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

But I don't want any trace of me visiting their website or contacting them.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Yep, I am evil like that.

I would not be doing websearches on them either.

:hi:

[gmoney]

3. Adam and Eve, Victoria's Secret come to mind...

Once you're on their lists, seems you're on for life.

Maybe find other crackpot religions contrary to his and subscribe him to their helpful newsletters...

[lazyriver]

8. Oooo! I hadn't thought of the religious organization angle. I bet there are

some freaky ones out there just itching to spread their message and find new recruits. Thanks!

[NJmaverick]

6. Sign this person up for competing religions

whatever religion they practice, sign them up for every other one. That ought balance the scales. Google OTHER RELIGION mailing list, and have fun.

[siligut]

7. +1

[lazyriver]

9. This is gonna be so much fun. One of my coworkers wants to help too.

[Nicole Lambeth]

10. oh man, this is so evil!

I'm practically cackling with glee! Whatever you decide to do, let us know! I'm dying to find out how your co-worker responds to this.

[RebelOne]

12. Literature from atheist organizations would be a good idea. n/t

[Symarip]

13. Here's what you do

First, do all your dirty work at the public library... Wear a hat and sunglasses.

Access the interwebz and create five to ??? emails you'll never use or access anywhere else.

Next, post as many off color craigslist ads as you can. If they're fundies, be sure to visit the men dating men area of craigslist.

Enjoy.