Why are Bennigans and TGI Fridays more fun than local dive bars?

[datasuspect]

i mean, i LURVE that everything is the same at every location. that way me and my coworkers can enjoy the same experience regardless if it's the airport location in Sunnybrook or the mall location in Springfield.

and the servers! they seem like they are having so much fun that they should pay to work there.

and the alligator with the cowboy hat?!?! street signs INDOORS!!!?!?!?!

OMFG!!!!!!111

that shit is SOOOOOOOOOO cool.

[LynneSin]

1. You realize that Bennigans went out of business a year ago

I'm guessing your friends have alot of fun partying in abandoned buildings.

[datasuspect]

2. WRONG

FAIL

http://www.bennigans.com/

WE ARE FUCKING STOKED!!!1111

[HopeHoops]

3. There's a dive bar I like. But then it got a new roof.

So now it is a dive with a new roof. I still like it.

The not quite a dive bar I also like just had the roof blow off, so they need to get a new roof. That gives me TWO dives with new roofs!

[datasuspect]

4. they must PAR-TAY hardy to blow the roof off the sucker

[HopeHoops]

5. Nah, it is mostly a 35+ type of place - we're in that bracket so we like it.

We had a wind storm from hell and it got under the rubber roofing sheet and lifted the whole thing up like a sail. The insurance is covering the repair.