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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:17 PM Original message |
Idle question: How do I know if I've contracted the Ebola virus? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. You'll find out in the autopsy. |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Okay, but who should I autopsy? |
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dugaresa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. you know when you start hemorrhaging brain matter onto your keyboard |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. How can I tell brain matter from snot? |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 07:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. Brain matter usually doesn't contain boogers. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. I think you'll start liquifying from the inside out... |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
9. Hell, that happens when I eat Domino's Pizza.... |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Next time you order, ask them to hold the monkey. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
5. Hemorrhagic Fever? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
6. easy- |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
7. dupe |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
10. When you shit your liver out and it's much more runny than usual. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
12. You still alive? |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
14. If you're still alive-you didn't have it. |
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backwoodsbob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
15. if your forearm falls off while you're typing |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-07-09 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
16. Being messily dead would be a good clue. |
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