YUMMO! Denny's now has a "Handmade" sandwich

[underpants]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6DwmwMojq0

[datasuspect]

1. aren't most sandwiches made by hand?

[underpants]

3. Hmmmm Ha!?!?!?

Yes I thought that but who am *I* to argue with these experts :shrug:

[TreasonousBastard]

13. Preferably gloved hands, unless...

the chef is making a Loozianna sammich and puts "A little of the chef" in it.

(Me? No, I don't spit in the meatloaf. I just scratch my balls before mixing it all up.)

Treasonous the Gourmand

[HopeHoops]

2. Does it come with a side of Oxy?

I guess it wouldn't matter. Rush would have to order a dozen of those just to feel like he had a snack.

[Auggie]

4. Better than Ho-Made

[cloudbase]

14. That would be pies, not sandwiches.

http://ilivenow.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=5277&g2_serialNumber=2

Damn, for some reason the pic won't post, but the URL will get you there.

[Auggie]

17. Hos have many talents

[no name no slogan]

5. I hate Dennys. They destroyed Nannerpuss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kK6F7t-x6E

Those BASTARDS

[MrCoffee]

9. MrsCoffee adores the Nannerpuss

[fizzgig]

16. nannerpuss is awesome

[Orsino]

6. Just in time for the Swine Flu scare.

Fuck handmade. I want gloves, damn it!

[DS1]

7. Looks better than those salad fucking sandwiches Subway tries to give you

I'm not feeding a rabbit farm

[bicentennial_baby]

8. I never get lettuce on mine

EVER.

[DS1]

10. I ask for a tiny line of it

fails 9/10 times. Same with "just a line of mustard" BLAM mustard everywhere

[bicentennial_baby]

11. The Ex swears that every time he asks for extra cheese,

he never gets it. Even when he asks more than once. He made me come in to witness it once.

[DS1]

12. Maybe they know he's a dbag

[no name no slogan]

18. I think they train them that way

It doesn't work if you ask for a tiny squirt of mayo, either.

At last they have spinach now at most stores. I skip the iceburg lettuce (which has almost no nutritional value) and get the baby spinach. Sometimes it works.

[mikeytherat]

19. "Same with 'just a line of mustard' BLAM mustard everywhere." -- This is the "Slather Rule"

In our band's contract rider, we have a "no slather" clause - all condiments MUST be On the Side (I swear this is true). Early on, we discovered the ubiquitous "bandwich" (generally a turkey club) will always be damn near dunked in mayonnaise. The Slather Rule was established expressly to combat mayonnaisation, but may be applied to any and all condiments, toppings or "fixins."

mikey_the_rat

[redqueen]

15. Mmmmmm... lettucey.

:9

[arbusto_baboso]

20. Sooooo..... they make the other sammiches with their FEET?

It would explain a great many things about Denny's, actually. :puke: