Where in tarnation is DS1?????

[Midlodemocrat]

[BeachBaby]

1. He's on the phone with me right now.

He's seeking legal advice. Wants to know how he can get out of paying child support.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I certainly hope you are giving him the wrong information. 44-6

[BeachBaby]

5. He is offering me sharp-shooting lessons.

This is a toughie.

[flvegan]

3. Packie run.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. That's gonna take a while.

I doubt there's anything left in MA.

[BarenakedLady]

4. Why do you think I don't want to get out of bed...

Hmmmmmm?

[SOteric]

20. It IS a nice big, comfy

bed with soft sheets. But no matter how big it is, I'm reasonably certain I'd have seen you if you'd been in it too.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. WHERE IN SAM HILL HAVE YOU BEEN??????

Yer beloved says you're werkin'. Not buying it, chicka.

Missed you. Tons.

:loveya:

[SOteric]

23. I been werkin'

AND I've had my PC in the hands of a hired nerd for a while. PCs is home. Werkin' is good these days, since so few of us have any of it to do.

Missed you too.

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Boy, I hear you. I've been working my behind off.

Nights, early mornings, weekends.

Haven't had an actual weekend off in six months. I was posting a lot on DU today because I'm doing a lot of disk burning, but man, I need a vacation.

[Shell Beau]

24. Hello stranger!! I have heard you are a busy gal!! Nerd,

I do believe was the word used to describe you! :P

:hi:

[SOteric]

26. That's me. DU's token 'person with a life.'

I missed you all, though! And DS1's been keeping me up to date on all the pointless infighting, announcements of epic proportion and inferno-class flamewars.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. So, he DID see the notice about the JoBro show. Thank God.

I was worried he missed it.


:rofl:

[SOteric]

28. ABsoLUTely.

He's taking matcom!

[Midlodemocrat]

29. I miss Matt. I wish he hadn't left.

:cry:

[SOteric]

30. Yeah, he could be fun sometimes,

couldn't he...? Still. *sniff* I like to think he's in a better place. A place where someone else has to clean his manbox....

[jobycom]

7. Probably having a VegiOrygasmism, or just laughing too hard to post. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

9. .

fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Signed
Dean Wormer.


AlCzervik just sent me that and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[jobycom]

10. I keep peaking at it, discovering new angles.

I think this could pay off for quite some time...

[Bossy Monkey]

8. East Tarnation, just over the river.

He's at Aunt Bee's, where they don't have Internet.

[DS1]

11. busy

:)

I know I must have missed something...

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Oh, you did, you did. Check your PM.

[TZ]

13. you have NO idea

:rofl: I sure hope someone saved it for you ..to quote Midlo ...it was EPIC

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Yeppers.

and have you checked FB lately?

[flvegan]

17. Ooh, it's saved somewhere?

Yay!

[TZ]

19. No my home laptop went kaboom

And I got a new one ...for some reason I can't log in..I'll have to try again

[Heidi]

14. I suspect he's surfing poshtots.com

and reconsidering his Social Security beneficiaries. But I don't listen to rumors. No way. Not me.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. et tu, Heidi?

flvegan was trashing your cardiganaliciousness last night. He's mean that way. It's living with the pit bulls that does it.

[Heidi]

18. I suspect, too, that the pitbulls

currently are the kindest presences in his life. My cardigan is all bunched up about it.

[madinmaryland]

22. Probably hung over from last night.

:shrug:

[BikeWriter]

31. Izzat the one rumored to be my illegitimate son? I dunno, maybe so...

[underpants]

32. I heard he got caught with a bad bunco crowd

it happens

[BikeWriter]

33. Was that the crowd caught passing one dollar bills?