I'm a bad mommy!

[populistmom]

I'm having naughty thoughts about The Wiggles, especially Greg (yellow) and Anthony (blue). Oh, oh, the torment and torture of my Wiggly longings. (yes, I'm weird)

[liberalitch]

1. Get thee.

to a nunnary!

Or become a groupie!

[populistmom]

10. I want to be a groupie

Are they Wiggles accepting applications? I hope I don't need to go through any roadies first. Ewww!

[LynneSin]

2. you're not a bad mommy - YOU'RE FREAKING DISTURBED

I watched that show once - that was enough for me - YUCK!!!

[populistmom]

5. Compare Anthony to Mr Rogers

He's a hottie!
(Although my taste in men occasionally disturbs me as well. It's hard to understand.)

I need to go to Geeks Anonymous. "Hi, I'm Sarah and I'm here today because I find myself compulsively attractive to somewhat geeky men. I have thoughts of geek seduction all the time. I need help."

[TXlib]

7. Uh, KCDem had better keep me away from you, then.

I am the King of the Geeks.

We're not talking 'somewhat geeky' here... we're talking full-on extreme geekiness.

Oh, and E = m * c ^ 2

[populistmom]

9. LOL

:evilgrin:

[TXlib]

11. does somebody who reads physics books for fun

count as too geeky?

(I'm not talking about popular science books; I'm talking about graduate textbooks, and compilations of jounal articles...)

[TXlib]

12. heh heh... Threadicide.

[populistmom]

15. Not too geeky

Physics is far from my strongpoint. I tend to thrive more in biological and social sciences, but I find many of the concepts fascinating nonetheless.

[Zomby Woof]

3. then you need to be spanked!

:spank:

[populistmom]

6. Oh baby!

[TXlib]

4. That is not that disturbing

They're clean-cut-looking guys, good with kids, gainfully employed.

I remember KCDem telling me once that Steve from Blue's Clues was voted in a Mom's magazine as the most eligible bachelor on daytime TV.

For my part, I often find female hosts of kids' shows attractive in a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, freshly-scrubbed sort of way, and I hope that they are secretly total freaks off camera!

[populistmom]

8. They probably are

I used to teach Gymboree classes.

[Tyler Durden]

13. Now THAT is FRIGHTENING...

...and strangely exciting.

[populistmom]

22. Sometimes the daddies would tell me...

they liked my bubble song I used to do and I could handle the parachute nicely. :7

[TXlib]

28. I bet they did.

[Fleshdancer]

14. It's the Australian accent...it gets me every time

I'm with you on Anthony. And they're all better than Barney or the teletubbies, that's for sure. I bet Cpt. Feathersword could clean up well too! lol

[tigereye]

16. if you had a crush on Elmo or Barney

or gasp! one of the Teletubbies, then I would worry

[populistmom]

19. Barney though...

Is rather big and purple.

[tigereye]

21. good one

[populistmom]

17. Oh yeah- Captain Feathersword!

Tickle me, baby! (and I won't even go into accent lust)

[southerngirlwriter]

18. If that makes you a bad mommy....

I better not EVER have kids.

I have naughty thoughts about Professor Snape (from the Harry Potter books) every single day. :evilgrin:

[tigereye]

24. yes I have had thoughts about Snape too

interesting

the actor has an obsessive web following... have you seen any of the sites? They are exhaustive!

[southerngirlwriter]

26. it's more the character than the actor

although Alan Rickman comes very close to how I pictured him in my mind, anyway....

I dunno, it's just that big, dark, foreboding, probably soundproof dungeon...and Snape is so angry, powerful, and authoritative....and I'm a rather, uh, willful Gryffindor type, and um.....

Is it hot in here, or is it just me? :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

25. Alan Rickman's not bad

I can understand that one. :)

[Bertha Venation]

20. how does one play a surfboard?

;)

[populistmom]

23. I think he was just trying to "look" cool

[kmla]

27. Well, I suppose there are worse bands that you could be a groupie for...

Like...

Spinal Tap.


The Archies.


or Milli Vanilli


But first, you need to think of your "groupie name". Be inventive.

[TXlib]

29. I always wanted to be a groupie for Josie and the Pussycats...

Even before the movie.