Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

What happens when things are so bad people can't afford sex toys:

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
DuaneBidoux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 12:13 PM
Original message
What happens when things are so bad people can't afford sex toys:
"Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days"

SAGINAW, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 12:14 PM
Response to Original message
1. Yeah, that's pretty bad.
Hasn't he ever heard of "warming the watermellon"?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DuaneBidoux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 12:24 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. On my vacuum cleaner (I assume) it wouldn't be so bad
But on one of those Super Vacs I would think it would take more courage than jumping out of a plane with a vintage parachute.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 02:02 PM
Response to Original message
3. 90 days? that really sucks
sorry, somewone had to
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 02:05 PM
Response to Original message
4. Yeah, but was it good for the vacuum too?
:P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 03:19 PM
Response to Original message
5. Why can't he do like everybody else
and have sex with roadkill.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 03:34 PM
Response to Original message
6. Poor pev.
He got caught doing the nasty with something nasty. Geez, a Wet/Dry Shop Vac is only like $40. Screw paying all that money for the car wash vacuum. That could get way more expensive...depending.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-26-09 03:34 PM
Response to Original message
7. Saginaw! He's lucky he had the quarter!
Times are tough for Saginaw.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr 25th 2024, 10:23 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC