Birthday present advice needed...

[mcctatas]

what do you buy a man you have known since the fourth grade who is an undertaker and sidelines in a punk band for his 35th birthday? He is as twisted as they come and absolutely hysterical, I am at a loss :shrug:

[flvegan]

1. High dollar hooker.

A pair if you can afford it.

[mcctatas]

2. isn't that what you suggested I buy my mom on her 55th?

[LeftyMom]

4. I think he's trying to drop hints in plenty of time for me to ship him some pros in November.

:rofl:

Maybe this year I'll remember the airholes in the top of the box. That was hard to explain.

[mcctatas]

7. ....

:spray:

you deserve a Henry for that!

[LeftyMom]

17. Note to self: be funny more often.

[MajorChode]

15. Or three cheap ones

Quantity over quality

[GOPisEvil]

3. A human skull.

:)

[Chan790]

5. Any Edward Gorey...

trust me, he'll love it. Especially The Gashlycrumb Tinies. "K is for Kate who was struck with an ax." It's a morbid parody of a children's book, entirely illustrated by the author in ink line-drawings. It's a work of art, though some do not appreciate it.

http://www.powells.com/biblio/2-9780151003082-4

[LeftyMom]

18. +1

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. sex pistols t-shirt

inside a mini coffin...

[mcctatas]

8. Hmmmmmmm.....

I wonder if I can find on he doesn't already have

ILY

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. hmmmmm

get flvegan's hookers to wear them in...and he can rip them off?? :shrug:

ILY more..

[begin_within]

10. This movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oymjPBjYLQ

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059410/

[mcctatas]

11. Now that is a good idea....

of course I didn't mention that I have to have it by tomorrow night :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. LATE PLANNER...LATE PLANNER..LATE PLANNER

[mcctatas]

21. are you slapchopping my ovaries jackass?

[KitchenWitch]

24. A copy of Harold and Maude if it is on DVD

[krispos42]

13. Leather chaps

I don't know... it just popped into my head!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. now that

is a present...

[mcctatas]

16. your random synapse fires are kinky

:evilgrin:

*oh wait, you didn't say 'assless'chaps

[PaddyBlueEyes]

19. i was thinking assless...

but it was his idea... :evilgrin:

[krispos42]

20. I think all chaps are by definition assless...

...otherwise they'd be pants, right? :-)




Black leather. Not patent leather, the regular stuff. With silver buckles. ;-)

[mcctatas]

22. OMG...

I never even thought about it, you are correct sir:P

[krispos42]

23. the "assless" part seems to be used to imply certain things

or draw attention to certain actions that are not in evidence at this moment. So I'll shut up now. :-)