Heterosexual Men versus Lesbians (Battle Royale)

[jpgray]

Poll question: Heterosexual Men versus Lesbians (Battle Royale)

Who would win it? And feel free to explain your reasoning in detail.

edit: Let's use the Marquis of Queensbury rules for this one. :D

edit2: (for the new flame-a-riffic lounge): No, this is not at all to be taken seriously, or to be taken as a genuine matching up of heterosexual men in physical combat with lesbians. It's just a whim of my diseased and procrastinating brain which saw Bill's thread with a similar subject.

[JohnKleeb]

1. what about em? and why so many stuff about lesbians tonight

:shrug:

[jpgray]

4. Just a silly poll based off of Bill's thread. I'll add an option for you

So's you don't have to pick a winner.

[JohnKleeb]

5. oh I see

why has there been so much to do with lesbians in my life tonight and no I am not a lesbian :evilgrin:. :shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

2. I said "Het men", but only because...

there are more of us. Picture the "Agent Smith" battle, except with Alice Toklas instead of Neo.

Oh, but with Smith winning.

[MurikanDemocrat]

3. In relation to what?

:shrug:

[SiobhanClancy]

6. Sounds like boxing...

in which case,I pick the men.

[nickgutierrez]

7. It depends...

If you're talking about a Battle Royale in the Japanese movie "Battle Royale" sense, then I have to know who starts with what weapons.

[jpgray]

8. Good point... don't make me start another worthless poll (nt)

[nickgutierrez]

9. Wouldn't it be two more worthless polls?

One if the lesbians get the cool weapons, and then one if the guys get the good stuff?

Then again, there could also be another one where the good stuff is spread out between the two groups, and then...

[JohnKleeb]

10. I dont know how to vote then being a hetero guy

why cant we and lesbians peaceful coexist. :)

[jpgray]

11. Well, as you are our dictator, a new option must be added

And if the proles complain about poll fraud, they'll know who to throw in the gulag.

[JohnKleeb]

12. I resigned I thought

I am a benevolent dicator mind you and in need of some pivo.

[jpgray]

14. The people overthrew the usurper 'name not needed' last night

It was a glorious revolution. You must have been asleep when we triumphantly chaired you over the steppes back to your palatial residence here in the lounge.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

15. I plan to shut down the gulags

I also plan to have a pivo party.

[jpgray]

16. LOL, based on the lounge recently, the pivo party is very popular (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

17. have you seen to my wish that the gulags be closed

:beer:

[jpgray]

19. It shall be as Kleeb commands. (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

20. thank you

[LastKnight]

13. cant we all get along?

DONT HURT ME FOR SUGGESTING IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAH

-LK

[noiretextatique]

18. ask my gf's ex-husband

:scared: she can kick his ass, even in her stilettos.

[jpgray]

21. I think one or two of my exes could have kicked my ass

Whether or not they 'turned' after the jpgray experience is open to debate, however. :D