Last night, I watched about 40 big strapping men

[bubblesby2002]

wearing kilts (my God there is nothing like a man in a kilt) and marching as they played bagpipes and drums. Ooohh it was so cool. Especially when they played Scotland the Brave. Any of you big strapping men out there have kilts?

[Fenris]

1. I am prohibited from wearing kilts

By local authorities. One too many "misunderstandings."

[bubblesby2002]

4. Sort of like Ashley MacIsaac?

Those kind of misunderstandings?

[Doctor_J]

2. Careful

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=858881&mesg_id=858881

[ewagner]

3. ROFLMFAO..............n/t

[bubblesby2002]

5. I'm still giggling

lol

[VOX]

21. Damn it, I'm laid up with a bad back and this caused me serious pain!

I'm laughing so hard that the next-door neighbors can hear me!

Thanks! :toast:

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. So this Highlander, dressed in full regalia, Kilt, Sporron, etc.......

walks into the Chemist (Drugstore) and ......asks;
"'scuse me Maester Chemist, boot, ow much for a new condom?
The Chemist says "new condoms start at .30 P"
"Thenk ya sahr, thenk ya" and out the door he walks. He returns about ten minutes later and pulls from his pocket a rather nasty looking, shriveled up old prophylactic and asks, "'scuse me Maester Chemist, but ow much to repair THIS condom?"

The chemist says "Ahh..well, repairin that condom will be .20 P."

"Thenk ya sahr, thenk ya" and out the door he struts.
Ten minutes later he walks back in, holds out the condom and proudly exclaims,

"The Regiment has decided to have it repaired"

[bubblesby2002]

8. You know I sometimes work for a Scottish regiment

and your story just made me LMAO.

[ironflange]

7. Why do pipers always walk back and forth?

It's harder to hit a moving target.

[bubblesby2002]

9. Another truism

:D

[camero]

10. Well, I'm a little skinny guy

But I'll wear a kilt if ya want. :D

[bubblesby2002]

11. Okay

:D

[camero]

12. One thing I always wondered about kilts.

Should I wear boxers or briefs? :) Or the other thing?

[Cat Atomic]

13. Hehehe.

http://www.kanyak.com/skilt.html

Ring ding diddle diddle i de o

[bubblesby2002]

15. But you won first prize

I love that

[Doctor_J]

18. Love Bryan Bowers version

of that tune. It's great for singing in the shower, using my best Fat Bastard accent.

[fudge stripe cookays]

19. {{{swoon}}}}

There's just something about a Phat Bastard accent....

[MurikanDemocrat]

14. Tis the season for River Dance soon!

[ET Awful]

16. In the immortal words of Grounsdkeeper Willie . . .

"Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle we donned full-length ball gowns covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury."

I love the Simpsons :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

17. As the board's proper 100% native Highlander I have to say....

No. Never owned one, very rarely wore one. Sorry.

[supernova]

24. You wimp!

I wanna see a kilt on you RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!!

Being from NC, and being Presby, I see Kilts aplenty. ;-)

I loves some men in kilts! :D

[VOX]

20. Do plaid boxer shorts count?

Didn't think so.

Cheers -- :toast:

[TXlib]

22. No kilt, but I'm 'going commando', as it were, right now.

:7

[TXlib]

23. The real purpose behind the kilt

is so that, no matter how piss-drunk the Scotsman gets, the urine merely dribble down his leg, without soiling his clothes.

*duck*